Moonlighting: When David and Maddie Do It

It’s a little over 19 years since THE episode of Moonlighting aired in the US. Over 60 million people watched as bickering detectives Maddie and David finally did it. I saw it as a teenager and was entranced by it. This was hot stuff – passionate, almost angry sex between two people who finally admitted they cared about each other. On April 1 I finally watched the episode again… and Read More …

“A Piece of Cake” vs “Female Chauvinist Pigs”

Last week For The Girls published my review of the book A Piece of Cake: Recipes for Female Sexual Pleasure. Written by Melinda Gallagher and Emily Scarlet Kramer, the book is essentially the manifesto of the five-year-old CAKE movement. It tells the real-life stories of women’s sexual experiences and fantasies. A while ago I posted about CAKE in my old blog. CAKE parties feature porn viewings, male and female strippers, Read More …

I Keep Winning The Lottery

Maybe I’m just lucky, but lately I’ve been winning the lottery every day. Like so many others, I’m awfully blase about rich Nigerians who are super-keen to be my friend, but recently I’ve also been surreptitiously entered in a plethora of huge lotteries, and winning them all. So far this week I’ve won: 1 Million Euro from Superbal Email Lottery Promotions in the Netherlands 2.5 million US Dollars from those Read More …

Slow Sex

The lovely Girl With A One Track Mind has written a very sexy post about slow sex. “I want a man who will: Slide his fingers through my hair as his lips touch mine Softly stroke my arse, the curve of my back, the nape of my neck Explore my belly, my hips, the inside of my thighs with soft, sweet kisses…” The Girl has just recently had her first Read More …

Bulge Spotting At The Athletics

Most of the world doesn’t care, but we colonials have been indulging in the jazzed-up sports carnival known as the Commonwealth Games for the last week or so. It can be thrilling at times, especially when the world champions of certain events are breaking world records here and there. I’m sure many female viewers were just waiting for the men’s 100 metre final, when the fastest man alive Asafa Powell Read More …

Conan the Stripper

I’m jumping on the YouTube bandwagon. Well, at least, I hope I am. This is a test post to see if I can embed a movie file in the blog. Yes, it’s Conan the Male Stripper. Quite the long sword, wouldn’t you say? And you know, after seeing that ice skating thing, I’m wishing he’d do a triple flip somersault or something. The music is all very 80s… as is Read More …

“Sex Bomb” Male Stripper On Ice

A friend of mine sent me this amusing movie from the 2001 World Figure Skating Championships. It features champion Russian ice skater Evgeny Plushenko performing a humour male striptease act, complete with excessive muscles. As Tom Jones belts out “Sex Bomb”, Evgeny struts his funky stuff and removes layers of clothing. So I learned something today: Yes, you can strip off your pants while wearing ice skates. I give the Read More …

Dick Slip Optical Illusion

Thanks to Boing Boing, I now have a new photo to add to my Dick Slips site. It seemingly shows a Texas basketballer falling out of his shorts in a rather extravagant way. According to the editor of The Eagle newspaper in which the story appeared, the photo is actually just an optical illusion. “The specific section of the picture in question showed nothing more than the white inside liner Read More …

Cake and Cunnilingus Day

Apparently yesterday was “Steak and a Blowjob” day. The idea is that Valentine’s Day is all about giving women roses and cards and a month later it should be the boy’s turn. Well, screw that! Valentine’s Day is about love (or is that commercialism?) and it’s about expressing love, no matter what your gender. If men think it’s about being forced to buy cliched gifts for women, that’s their problem. Read More …

More On The Impenetrable Devices “Chastity Belts”

In January I wrote a post called “Chastity Belts Gone Feral”. It looked at the work of an artist who has created a series of intricate metal “chastity belts” designed to protect women from rape. The artworks were inspired by true-life stories of rape, and the subsequent anguish as expressed by victims. Ira Sherman, the artist, has contacted me and offered some more photos of his work. He also made Read More …

Naked Guy Who Looks Like Matthew McConaughey

The news that Women want to see Matthew McConaughey naked had me flicking through my many and varied naked man photo sets. I knew I had pics of a guy who looked so much like Matthew McConaughey that I’d labelled the set as such, just to help me remember what he looked like. Inspired by so many women’s devotion to The Idea Of A Naked Matthew, I thought I’d whip Read More …

“Ebony, Interracial, Latino, Ethnic”… Race and Porn

There’s a new blog out there called Ethnorotica and, from what I’ve read so far, it offers an intelligent, fresh persective on the issue of race and ethnicity in porn. I found myself smiling and nodding along to this paragraph: “I’m stuck choosing between “Ghetto Hoochies” and “Phat Booty Hoes.” No, I’m not even kidding. When I read that shit I wanna grab the neck of the (prolly white) dude Read More …

You Know You’ve Been In Porn Too Long When…

I LOVE lollies. And I’ve long had a sweet tooth for Strawberries and Cream. Normally I don’t buy packets of sweets but I was on holiday at the beach, and thought I’d indulge myself. And thus, I encountered this lovely picture on the back of the plastic packet. Now, we both know what is supposed to be depicted here. Two strawberries are having a cream fight, as they tend to Read More …

Women Keen To See Matthew McConaughey Naked

Following the widely circulated article called “Where are the naked men?” – discussed in this post – the Chicago Sun-Times has done a little research. They asked their female readers which man they would prefer to see naked. The overwhelming response was Matthew McConaughey (and seeing this pic, can you blame them?) Seems ladies in the Chicago area can’t get enough of the lovely Matt, although they voted for a Read More …

Female Sexual Records

Today I stumbled across this page from a site called World Sexual Records. It offers a variety of fun sexual statistics that you may wish to file away in the “I could bring this up at a dinner party and shock everyone” category. Stuff like: * According to the Center for Marital and Sexual Studies in Long Beach, California, the most orgasms recorded in an hour for a woman is Read More …