Summer Solstice: It’s Lazy Time

Today is the Summer Solstice, caloo, calay. Let us celebrate by sacrificing a virgin and guzzling a bottle of wine or two. Alternately, it’s Global Orgasm Day – so go to it, young ladies! It’s also four days until Christmas and that naturally means that I’m outta here! I’m going to be doing very little work from now until the 7th of January because it’s Christmas, dammit, and that means Read More …

I’m An Aunty Again

So I’m an Aunty again! My sister WAS in labour on Friday and she proceeded to stay in labour for almost two days. She finally gave birth to a baby boy on Sunday at 8 in the morning. She and the baby are both fine. So that was quite an experience. I was there for moral support and backrubs through most of Friday night and Saturday but they wouldn’t let Read More …

Watching Childbirth Videos

So I just can’t do any kind of reasonable blog entry today because my sister is in labour. At least, we think so. And last night I sat down and watched a bunch of Youtube childbirth videos that subsequently gave me nightmares. This funny vid does a good job at capturing the reactions of people watching childbirth on a video. And that was me last night. All work is about Read More …

Election Today: Vote The Bastards Out

I should be doing other work, but I just have to post, because today is – hopefully – a very important day. Today is federal election day in Australia and I’m warming the champagne in anticipation that today is finally the day we vote the bastards out. Fingers crossed. Of course, another lot of bastards will get in but they won’t be as awful, racist or conservative as this current Read More …

Back Again

OK, so I’m a week late. The important thing is I’ve come home. I think. Anyway, I’m boobs-deep in getting back to work and will offer up a decent blog post soon. Hopefully. Although it is my 12th wedding anniversary tomorrow so maybe you’ll hear from me on Monday. Cheers.

Off With The Fairies Again

I’m going away for a couple of weeks. That’s the beauty of being an evil pornographer working from home. You can stop working and bog off occasionally. I’ll still be semi-working but my blogs will be the least of my worries during this time. So I’ve scheduled a few automated posts for when I’m gone – just a few pervy pics and such. I’m sure my regulars will be happy Read More …

Halloween, Sex, Violence and… Tax

It’s the 31st October – Halloween in the US and increasingly in Australia as well. I never experienced Halloween as a kid but apparently it’s becoming popular in Australian cities now. Some people feel that the encroachment of this American holiday here in Oz is a sort of cultural imperialism. I’m not sure what to think of it, to be honest. I read today that some Christians here are up Read More …

Library Thing, You Make My Heart Sing

I thought I should try and join Facebook the other day, since it’s been hyped to oblivion. I figured I should at least see what the big deal was, and maybe do a bit of networking in the process. Unfortunately they wanted my real name and only my real name. And then I read in the news that there were security holes everywhere on Facebook. I promptly deleted my account. Read More …

No, I’m Not Having Children

The New York Observer has an interesting article on the increasing pressure on women to have children. One of the quotes therein says: “It’s almost un-American at this point to say you don’t want children… It’s almost like saying you’re a communist.” Well, I’m not American, but I’m not having children, and I can understand where they’re coming from with that quote. A couple of years ago I worked myself Read More …

Cosmo Leads To The Hard Stuff

I had to laugh at this terribly worried article about how the racy articles in Cosmopolitan automatically lead children to “the hard stuff.” For some parents and one community leader in Gainesville, magazines like Glamour, Cosmo, and Vanity Fair are sending the wrong message. “You’re just telling teenagers to come out there and get some,” Kathy Imes tells NewsChannel 32… “As you know, children are curious. They’re going to look Read More …

The Four Great Motives For Writing

In 1946 George Orwell wrote an essay called Why I Write in which he mused about the motivations of writers. The cool thing is, they apply just as much to everyday blogging as they do to writing novels. Putting aside the need to earn a living, I think there are four great motives for writing, at any rate for writing prose. They exist in different degrees in every writer, and Read More …

I Need An Anti-Christian Filter For Google

This month’s feature at For The Girls is about cybersex. It’s a fairly general article that looks at the appeal of one handed typing and discusses some of the negative issues like whether it constitutes cheating. The article proved difficult to research thanks to the bazillion Christian-based sites out there raving about the terrible dangers of cybersex and how it’s always “addictive” and ruins relationships. I spent over an hour Read More …

Britney Needs To Take Up Belly Dancing

I’ve read the various newspaper reports about Britney Spears’ comeback performance at the MTV awards. This article says her appearance was a flop and lots seem to agree. I’m no fan of Britney’s music and she has been completely whacko lately, so I’m normally immune to caring about her. The photos of her in that black spangled bikini, however, got my attention. It was her belly, you see. No longer Read More …

Blade Runner Final Cut Has More Boobs

If you ask me to name my most favourite film in the world, I’ll give you two (I can never decide on a final winner). One is The Life Of Brian, the funniest movie ever. The other is Blade Runner. So naturally I was over the moon to hear that Ridley Scott has released a final cut of the film at the Venice Film Festival. On top of that, there’s Read More …

Eek! The Christians Tried To Convert Me

We have new neighbours across the road and, because we didn’t hide quickly enough, they invited us over for a coffee. Now, when you’re a pornographer working from home in a nice, quiet, suburban neighbourhood, you do your best to stay on the good side of the neighbours and not attract attention. I’m also freakishly antisocial and try not to talk to any of them, just because it’s easier that Read More …