Batman XXX Review Notes

I’ve just finished writing a review of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody for For The Girls. That goes live shortly but I thought I’d quickly post some of the notes I made while writing the film, just for a laugh. —– The jokes are good but sometimes the delivery is a bit too slow. Needs quicker editing. Dale DaBone looks like he’s had very bad plastic surgery. Thankfully he’s in Read More …

And Now The UK Plans To Censor All Internet Porn

“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it.” – Mark Twain We’re into the… let me think… fourth year of plans to introduce a mandatory internet filter in Australia and now it seems the UK conservatives want a piece of the censorial goodness. The British government is going to start talks with ISPs to discuss creating an “opt-in” version of the Read More …

A Quiet Word About Those Dick Pics

PSA: An Important Message from Women EVERYWHERE Now, I love looking at guys and I think penises are lovely. But I do have to agree with the general message of this video: a closeup pic of a cock is not really that appealing by itself. Genitals are much better in context. And if you’re sending said pic over a phone to a girl you don’t know… stop it!

The Female Gaze Does Not Exist?

I’ve sat on this post for two days now, hesitating on publishing it. Even now, I’ve cut out a fair bit that was a bit too ranty and controversial or wrong-headed. In any case, here it is: It started when I discovered that Fleshbot has decided to do weekly posts discussing porn that straight women might enjoy. I was surprised to discover this as that porn blog has never really Read More …

Hot Male Model Photo Shoot: Sneak Peek

The blog has been neglected for a week because I’ve been rather busy with For The Girls – specifically, we were doing a major photography session to be featured in upcoming updates. We booked a swish apartment at the beach and proceeded to move every single piece of furniture around, setting up a temporary photo studio. Then we had six very lovely men come in so we could capture their Read More …

An Interview With Jiz Lee

This month’s feature at For The Girls is an exclusive interview with Queer porn superstar Jiz Lee, who has appeared in numerous alternative and queer movies and regularly turns up at the Crash Pad Series website. Jiz also runs a charity porn site called Karma Pervs which donates the proceeds from memberships to worthy sex positive causes. Here’s a snippet of the interview: Being sexually active and an exhibitionist, in Read More …

Marriage Equality March In Sydney

I’ve been away for a week, visiting Sydney on a bit of a junket. While I was there I joined in the Marriage Equality march that went from Town Hall to Taylor Square. I had intended to go to the speeches at the start but… well, I must admit I got a little caught up at the AC/DC exhibition. Marching is more fun anyway. I took a bit of video Read More …

Liselle Bailey – Great New Female Porn Director

A few days ago I reviewed Match Mates, a new gonzo erotic film from British company Joybear Films. I had met Joybear’s owner Justin last year in Berlin but this was the first of his films I’d managed to find time to watch. I really enjoyed it. It’s a full-on gonzo film where the director and camera are part of the action. What makes it different is that the director Read More …

Flesh. Breath.

This is a gorgeous short film that focuses on sensuality, flesh and breath. The cinematography is impressive. It’s one of the feature films at my site Sexy Short Films. I’m still writing my book, I’m up to 26,000 words. I’m also preparing to shoot a short film as well as an upcoming photo shoot in December and it looks like the new member’s area of For The Girls is about Read More …

Arranging The Blocks

I’m in love with this video: it’s called The Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris . Yes, strange, but very clever. I’m posting this because I don’t have time to blog at the moment. I’ve decided to take part in National Novel Writing Month. I’ve got to have a 50,000 word novel written by November 30. Trouble is, I only started on November 7. Read More …

In Defence Of Facial Hair

It’s Movember and that means all over the world, guys are growing some lovely facial hair under their noses for a good cause, usually prostate cancer research. I think it’s fabulous and I enjoy seeing the hair-growing progress of my male friends as the month goes on. There’s a certain air of irony to Movember. It seems to operate on the idea that a sane man wouldn’t ordinarily sport a Read More …

“She Must Have Egged Him On”

This happened two nights ago. It was a balmy evening by the beach and we were heading off from the caravan park to have dinner at a nearby restaurant. As we headed for the exit we noticed a young woman walking quickly away from a man muttering “fuck off!” She started to run into the main area of the park. She and the man were followed by two other people Read More …

How Sex With Your Head In A Toilet Bowl Can Be OK

Brooklyn, the haughty, dominant lesbian pauses in her frantic fisting and then whispers in the ear of Vai, her moaning, submissive female partner. She points to the toilet her lover is leaning on. “Do you want to put your head in there?” Vai, panting and flushed as the result of several gushing orgasms, looks a little hesitant. “Is it clean?” she asks. Brooklyn nods. And so the eager submissive lifts Read More …