Women Like Porn: The Bus Ad
And this only cost us 10,000 pounds. Actually, it’s from this rather fabulous bus sign generator, based on the wonderful London athiest ads.
Category: Quirky, Weird, Funny
Quirky, Weird, Funny
April Fool’s Fun
A couple of links to give you a giggle today: Twitter switch for Guardian, after 188 years of ink – The Guardian makes an April 1 announcement of a complete move to Twitter for their news service AND they’ll be doing the archive as well. “OMG Hitler invades Poland. WTF?” Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There – A hilarious piece from satirical site The Onion. Read More …
Procrastination Is Making A Cup Of Tea
I’ve just had a mad 5 days attending a film festival, learning a whole lot, making new friends and watching some seriously inspiring movies. It’s also got my creative juices working again. And this film about Procrastination was one of my favourites, because it sums up what I’ve been doing lately. NOT ENOUGH. Procrastination is messing about on Facebook. Procrastination is reading everyone’s posts on Twitter Procrastination is buggerising about Read More …
Porn For Women… It’s Not Really Sex With Unicorns
Please visit the excellent comic site Girls With Slingshots. The above pic is the punchline from this cartoon satirizing porn for women. Part of me thinks it’s hilarious that porn for women should involve unicorns. The other part of me sighs and thinks “Shit… do people really still believe that there’s no hardcore porn for women?” Why do some people find it so difficult to find? What search terms are Read More …
Conservatives Consume More Porn
It’s not surprising, but a study of which US states consume more online porn has found that “red” states are up for it more often. New Scientist has found that those states with more conservative and religious populations tend to be the biggest consumers of porn. Utah tops the list. Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year’s presidential election Read More …
Shower Boyfriend
I hate shower curtains. It’s been scientifically proved that the difference in pressure between the warm inside of the shower and the cold outside will always make the plastic blow in and stick to your leg. Still, I’m finding it a lot harder to hate the Shower Boyfriend curtain. Mainly because it features exactly the kind of hot sexy guy you’d want sticking to your leg. It’s like a big Read More …
Hunks In Aretha’s Hat
Might as well get in on this internet meme and make it better by using naked men!
Surprise!
I found this on the FAILBlog and just had to post it. Love the facial expressions. Some commenters said that the advertiser may have intentionally created the ad this way.
Movember
Ah the moustache. It doesn’t get much of a look in as a fashion item anymore – except in Movember. That’s when men all over Australia start sprouting facial hair to support men’s health, particularly prostate cancer research. For some reason, the blokes here have absolutely taken to Movember. It’s like it gives them an excuse to finally let loose and go all Magnum P.I. I was inspired to put Read More …
Hairy Chests + Masturbating With Pasta Sauce
It’s Friday, I’ve been busy so I’m quickly putting up a nice pic of a naked guy with a hairy chest to keep you all happy. You’ll also be interested to know that For The Girls now has an exciting new tour, freshly minted and uploaded. I think it looks very swish and generally fabulous AND it’s now got fancy new flash video samples. It’s been a long time coming Read More …
Another “World’s Biggest Penis” Post
Nearly three years ago I posted about The World’s Biggest Penis, citing Jonah Falcon as being the man with the biggest dick in the world. It seems that this post does well with Google for some reason. And today someone asked for a clip from the documentary of the same name. I can’t find one (apart from a million bittorrents which I’m NOT going to recommend) but I did discover Read More …
Funny And Sexy Short Films
Teat Beat of Sex: Kirby (“I was always afraid of big dicks…” Dirty Little Shorts: The Letter C (C is for cameltoe…) I saw a lot of fantastic short films at the Berlin Porn Film Festival. The two above featured in the “Fun Porn” program and, as you can see, they’re more fun than porn. Which kind of sums up the whole festival; anyone who attended thinking it would be Read More …
Dirtiest Blues Song Ever
Bawdy songs have been around forever but I suspect that they were rarely recorded in the old days. The songs of Lucille Bogan may be the exception. She apparently made a career of singing about prostitution and sex. This one just revels in its rudeness, I love it. A few lyrics: I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb, I got somethin’ between my legs’ll Read More …
Perv Olympics: Flat Bag
Another Roy and HG classic moment involving the “downstairs area” of male gymnasts. These are the famous commentaries of the men’s gymnastics floor exercises, responsible for coining a whole bunch of new sporting phrases such as “crazy date”, “party date”, “hello boys” and, of course, “flat bag”. I don’t doubt that the majority of Australians have either thought or said these phrases when watching the floor excerises at the Beijing Read More …
I Want To Be A Real Hot Bitch
That’s it. I’ve got a new ambition and it involves a lot of 80s gym clothing. The Real Hot Bitches is a dance troupe formed in New Zealand. They’re a group of women (and some men) with a fantastic sense of humour who get together and perform very kitch dance routines to 80s songs. The costume of choice is bright lycra leotards, leg warmers and big hair. They’re reliving the Read More …