Hot Men In Makeup: Eddie Izzard

I’ve been following the lovely Eddie Izzard on Twitter for a while now. He’s currently running six weeks of consecutive marathons across Britain for charity, which is reason enough to admire him, but he’s also an extremely funny cross dresser. As you can see from the above video. Eddie enjoys getting out the high heels and putting on makeup and is happy to flaunt the fact in his shows. He Read More …

David Bowie’s Crotch In Labyrinth

[flashvideo file=”video/labyrinth.flv” /] In 2005 I wrote about my love of the film Labyrinth. I also re-discovered the wonder that is David Bowie’s crotch. If you haven’t seen Labyrinth, it’s basically a fantasy film created for young adults by Jim Henson (may peace be on his name). It’s got a lot of muppets, puppets and humour. It’s also chock full of sexual tension between Jennifer Connolly’s female protagonist and the Read More …

Firefighters Still Make Us Hot

One of the good things about working from home is the ability to drop everything (including blogging) if someone comes to visit. And that’s why there hasn’t been much happening around here the last few days. I’m back now and armed with this lovely photo of a firefighter, taken at a festival on Thursday. He was selling charity calendars of half-naked firefighters and so I thought I’d do a quick Read More …

Sex In An MRI Machine

Here it is folks, down and dirty MRI pornography! Actually, this video features the animated images taken of a man and a woman having sex in an MRI machine. All for research, of course. The sex bit starts at 1.37 if you can’t wait. Funnily enough, it looks pretty much how you’d expect it to look, although I find the way the woman’s insides move around to be rather fascinating. Read More …

Great Sex Quotes

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting. ~Gloria Leonard My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975 Familiarity breeds contempt – and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935 Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. Read More …

Sexy Men Doing The Hula

I’ve just finished watching the amazing documentary NA KAMALEI: The Men of Hula which charts the progress of a group of male Hawaiian hula dancers as they prepare for and compete in the national hula championship in 2005. I must admit, it sounds a bit weird to the casual observer, but damn, the doco was amazing. I got to watch a bunch of buff guys without shirts performing ancient dance Read More …

“Now Let Your Legs Fall Open”

I’ve just come back from my 2 yearly pap smear appointment and thought I’d make a too-much-information post about it. I’m feeling like someone’s attacked my insides with a blender – and this despite the fact that the doctor is a really good and caring GP. Why is this procedure so horribly awful? Surely there’s some other way we can test for cervical cancer other than spreading your legs for Read More …

The Gorgeous Tim Minchin

I’ve had this song in my head for days so I thought I’d share it. Tim Minchin is an Australian comedian with a very dark sense of humour. He’s also strangely attractive. I think it just goes to show how eyeliner on a man can be extremely sexy. Also just have to include the following photo, officially called “Erotic Jesus Tim” because it’s gorgeous. See more pics at the official Read More …

Oh Dear. It’s Mike The Superhero Male Stripper

My eyes, the goggles do nothing! Yes folks, don’t say I never give you anything. Here he is in all his 1980s synthesizer glory, Mike The Superhero. Stay tuned for the bit at 1:50 when a lovely bit of pectoral flexing goes on. And yes, that is his own moustache. What can I say? This is exactly why so many people believe that “women aren’t visual.” Thank goodness Manpower upped Read More …

This Is Why We Need Porn For Women

I’m updating Porn Movies For Women with a whole bunch of new movies and filmmakers. One new and exciting studio I’m adding is Sweet Sinner run by Nica Noelle. I’m waiting on review copies and really looking forward to seeing the films as they sound really promising. The Stepmother is the first film from Nica. I went surfing around several online stores to see where the film was available and Read More …

Paddling The Pink Canoe

Here it is, the little film that kept me very preoccupied last week. “Paddling The Pink Canoe” is a fun look at euphemisms for female masturbation. There are 44 individual slang terms used in the video. If you want the full list, visit the Pink Canoe page at FTG. I originally only intended to make a short 30 second fun video as a promo for For The Girls but then Read More …

Why Dicks Look Like… Well, Dicks

Scientific American has a wonderful article on the evolutionary biology of the human penis, related in a very humourous fashion by writer Jesse Bering. A couple of quotes: Having spent the first five years of my academic life studying great ape social cognition, I’ve seen more simian penises than I care to mention. I once spent a summer with a 450-pound silverback gorilla that was hung like a wasp (great Read More …

The Inherent Sexiness Of Batman (1960s Version)

Wasting time on Youtube the other day I encountered an old episode of Batman – the 1960s camp version starring Adam West. Before long I was gleefully surfing through various snippets from the old series and feeling like a kid again. In the same way that Star Wars was really about Princess Leia, Batman was really a series about Catwoman. And later, Batgirl. Preferably both. I used to hungrily watch Read More …