Pre-Olympic Hotness Report

Olympic naked hotness
It’s three days until the Beijing Olympics opening ceremony and I have to say I’m disappointed. There haven’t been the usual spate of nude Australian athlete photos. Not like 2004, when you couldn’t move for Olympian vag and peen (I blogged about it at the time). Remember The Athens Dream?
Michael Klim nude

Phwoar, hey? This time around they’ve all decided to be modest, which is a damn shame. And Michael Klim (above) has retired, both from swimming and from getting out the tackle for art magazines.


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The British have thankfully taken up the slack, however, as the above pic from this Daily Mail article reveals. The photos are part of an advertising campaign for Powerade, apparently.

I would very much like to see the delectable Eamon Sullivan get the gear off, especially now he’s a single man. The guy wins hands down in the hotness stakes at the pool.

If you want more nude olympians, Nerve have compiled a list of the 12 Best Nude Athlete pictorials. And the SMH has a list of notorious Australian nude athletes, but no pics, unfortunately. Pravda has a list of Russian female athletes who have gone nude (with links to pics) here.

ESPN has a list of the hottest male athletes here but they’re all fully clothed. It does, however, make me want to see Carlos Moya nude.

(Actually, I sometimes wonder if Carlos strides onto the tennis court and murmurs: “My name is Carlos Moya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.”)

ANYWAY… if you want to avoid all the artiness and just get straight down to perving on celebrities, visit Male Celebs. Their archive features a heap of male athletes.