I’ve got a lot of decent things to write about, but it’s late and I’m stuffed, so here’s a filler post.
Quotes About Drinking
Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
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Wine is sunlight, held together by water. ~Galileo
A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. “Much obliged,” said he, pushing the plate aside, “I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.” ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C.
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields
Here’s to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
~Author Unknown
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink his beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I’ll have another drink. ~Author Unknown
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems. ~Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~Benjamin Franklin