Getting Off Via The Vacuum Cleaner

“Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I.” It’s a quote by Anne Gibbons, one that I’ve long admired. Now, it seems, there’s less reason to hate the Hoover. A new sex toy called the Vortex Vibrations is a special attachment for low wattage vacuum cleaners designed to stimulate the clit and give intense orgasm. I’ve read numerous news stories about guys sticking their dicks into a vacuum cleaner for Read More …

Get Involved In Masturbation Month

May is Masturbation Month. Ahead of the upcoming Masturbate-a-thon in the 26th, I thought I’d do a masturbation-themed post with a few recommendations. Below you’ll find a list of masturbation-based adult sites and movies. Adult Sites Red Handed Porn A self-proclaimed “alternaporn” site featuring both men and women getting their own rocks off. There’s plenty of non-standard body types on show as eager exhibitionists show us how they fiddle the Read More …

Borat Naked… Aaarrgh!

I’ve finally seen the film Borat and I now have what can only be described as a mental image hangover from it. Not only does the film feature Sacha Baron Cohen in this frightening outfit, it also has the infamous naked wrestling scene, where Borat clashes with his TV producer in a hotel room. As Ranier Wolfcastle says in the Simpsons: “My eyes! The goggles do nothing!” Now I’ve seen Read More …

Has Oprah Embraced Porn?

The alt-porn / New York blog circle are all celebrating Violet Blue’s upcoming article in Oprah Winfrey’s O magazine recommending good porn. Tony Comstock has got a plug, which is bound to do wonders for his sales. Tristan Taormino, Tina Tyler and Audacia Ray also get the thumbs up. What’s surprising is that O magazine should have an article on porn at all. It was only 18 months ago that Read More …

Thinking About You

On this day 16 years ago my cousin was killed in a motorbike accident. He was 20 and like a brother to me. The sad fact is that he died because he was going way too fast on a winding road, astride a bike he wasn’t licensed to ride. I remember the dull shock of it all, and the unworldly grief that happens when a young person dies. I was Read More …

Love From Above

Here’s a nice pic for you, from a new free couples porn site I made called Love From Above. The pics have a nice artistic feel to them and the couple share a real intimacy. There’s a few tantra moves in there as well.

Female Sex Fantasies

The Sun reaches for the bold type in its report about women’s sexual fantasies, as polled by Glamour magazine. The survey of 12000 women gave the following statistics: * 66% of women fantasise about having group sex * 25% imagine starring in a porn film * 20% fantasies about lesbian encounters * 13% think of female friends in said lesbian encounters * 12% fantasies about being kidnapped The Sun described Read More …

Mainstream Erotic Films

Hmmm. What to make of this earnest article suggesting that women like sex movies but “want something with a little more warm up time and some intellectual stimulation, with a little slow seduction mixed in…” The earnest DanAndJennifer recommend mainstream movies rather than straight porn for women. And their list is… well… a bit dated: # 9 1/2 Weeks # Another 9 1/2 Weeks # Wild Orchid # Basic Instinct Read More …

Eurovision Goes Gay

I loved it when Lordi won the Eurovision song contest last year. It was a triumph of pure entertainment over plastic, over-marketed pop, and I was pleased. This year it seemed that fluid sexuality was a theme. The over-the-top drag antics of Ukraine came second, and the bisexual, camp glitter of Sweden’s entry was very enjoyable. The winner, Serbia’s Marija Serifovic, performed what seemed to be a lesbian love song Read More …

The Pole Dancing Mother With Peri Peri Cravings

This ad gets my attention every time. This gorgeous modern woman works as a stripper… and then we see her as the typical advertising mother, eating dinner with husband and two kids. Nandos sells Portuguese chicken. You don’t really need a patch for peri-peri cravings. And I’m sure it doesn’t put off clients with money. What a clever ad. I mean, here I am blogging about it. Nice viral marketing.

Study Says Women Aren’t “Rewarded” By Photos Of Men

I like to report on research that shows how women are visually stimulated and enjoy porn. Well, as with all research, there’s a study for everything and today I’ve found one which apparently contradicts all my views (and previously reported research) on women and erotica. Scientists at the Centre for Neuroeconomic Studies at Duke University in North Carolina found that men’s brains register a “reward” when they look at photos Read More …

Porn For The Ubercool

It seems there’s a developing porn industry emerging from New York, and it’s all a bit incestuous in a way. Everybody knows everybody else, and they all seem to star in each other’s movies. Viviane’s Sex Carnival today brought my attention to a new film called Hookin’ Up which is set in New York at an underground dance party. The trailer features lots of normal looking bodies but it’s also Read More …

Exclusive Interview With Candida Royalle

I’m very excited to provide you with an exclusive interview with the fabulous Candida Royalle, the doyenne of women’s erotica. If you’ve been reading the blog you’ll know that her latest movie is called AfroDite Superstar, the first in a series of adult films made for women of color. So, without further ado, here’s the interview. How do you feel about the reception given to AfroDite Superstar? Has it been Read More …

Pegging Porn

I’ve made a new AVS site called Pegging Porn. It features pics and movies of heterosexual guys who enjoy bending over while their female partners wield the strap on dildo. The site is aimed at men but I’m sure women who like pegging will enjoy it too. “Pegging” is a relatively recent term, coined by sex columnist Dan Savage. I think it’s nice to have a new word to play Read More …