I’m Baaaaaaack!

Well dang, gee, that six weeks went quickly. Yes? Bueller? Bueller? Is there anyone left reading this blog at all after 6 weeks? Anyway I’m back from my adventures in the US. Had a brilliant time, packed in SO many things including some porny goodness and some great get-togethers with online friends. I have numerous photos and reports that I’m going to post here over the next week or so… Read More …

I’m Going To Look For America

This will be my last post for a little bit. I’m off on a six week jaunt to the USA. There I will engage in various touristy business and also I’ll be meeting some of my numerous online friends for drinks, porn discussions and good times. I’m also hoping to do a bit of filming while I’m over there. If all goes well, I’ll be in San Francisco for Pride, Read More …

Being Married By A Dwarf Elvis Impersonator Is A Right Everyone Should Enjoy

I’ve been pretty busy lately. Amid shooting and editing porn, revamping old sites and planning a new one, I’ve also been organising a trip to the USA. After years of saying I was going to do it, I finally splurged and booked plane tickets, planning on enjoying the States in summer. While my main objective was to turn 39 in the sunshine for once in my life (July winter birthdays Read More …

On Religion and Feminism

OK. This is gonna be a deep, long, TLDNR post. If you’re after porn, scroll down, hit back and check out the other recent posts. In the last two days there’s been a bit of a flurry of argument on Twitter about Islam, feminism and racism. Specifically, Kitty Stryker said that Anna Span was being racist for saying “You can’t ignore the correlation between Islamic countries and terrible female rights.” Read More …

Female Genitals Are Magical Things

While I’m sure we can all agree with the post title as a general rule (except perhaps you literal skeptic types out there), I want to apply it specifically to childbirth. Because damn, a woman’s cunt is an amazing thing. I’m saying this having emerged from a fairly intense week of family business, namely the birth of my brand new nephew. I was privileged to be present at the birth Read More …

Somebody Think Of The French Children!

I’m back from a lovely month in France. I could bore you with a slide show of my adventures but I thought I’d put up this photo instead. It was on display in a French newsagent on a low shelf. Where children could see it! Ack! Cue the moral outrage! How could this happen? Don’t they know that images of boobs irretrievably corrupt children and turn them into nasty, fire-breathing Read More …

Absent

That’s it, I’m outta here. I’m going to France for a month. For a holiday. When the FTG revamp went to hell again in July, I threw up my hands and said, fuck it, I’m running away. So I am. I’m going to Europe and I’m just going to enjoy myself. No work, no porn, nothing. Just me, having a good time with my lovely spouse. I was going to Read More …

Neglectful

Mea Culpa. I haven’t posted on the blog all month. Firstly, I’ve been busy, and secondly, it’s been kind of nice to just leave it. As I’ve mentioned in previous posts, I’ve been taking a bit of time for myself lately, stepping away from porn and doing other things – namely planning a holiday. I’m bogging off overseas for the whole of September and have been madly getting FTG work Read More …

This Quest Of Ours Is Cursed

If you follow my blog or Twitter feed you’ll know that for 19 months now we’ve been trying to get the member’s area of For The Girls revamped. Read about it here and about how we were originally ripped off last year. I really thought we’d finally have it done by July 1. Nope. Our programmer has resigned. He’s been working on it since September 2010. It’s 95% done. But Read More …

For The Girls Turns 8

June has rolled around again and that means it’s now 8 years since we launched For The Girls. Allow me to stand around in wide-eyed astonishment for a bit. Eight fucking years! That went quick. It’s also been a bit of a slog, especially over the last 18 months with the never-ending struggle to revamp our member’s area (still going). But wow. I never thought when we started out with Read More …

From The Ground Up

I’m feeling a little snowed under at the moment. I suspect that the blog is going to be a little neglected for the next few weeks. Here’s why: We are going to have to build the new member’s area of For The Girls from the ground up. In November 2009 when we hired the first company to do this, we hoped we could automate the build. We asked them to Read More …