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Psychology Today reports on a study by psychologist Geoffrey Miller claiming that the fertility cycles of strippers can influence the number of tips they get. Dancers made about $70 an hour during their peak period of fertility, versus about $35 while menstruating and $50 in between. Miller links the wage fluctuations to changes in body odor, waist-to-hip ratio, and facial features… Women on the pill averaged $37 (and had no Read More …
This video has everything: a naked man using his penis to paint a portrait of the Australian prime minister. The dude is known as Pricasso and he’s currently appearing at the first ever Sexpo in South Africa, although he’s made his name at the Sexpos here for the last couple of years. The funny thing is, the paintings are actually quite good. According to the video, Pricasso’s penis tends to Read More …
So there I was perusing the sex toys and vibrators at Amazon.com and I was musing about how when I first joined their affiliate program you weren’t supposed to sell via an adult site. Whereas now they have a wide range of dirty, naughty adult products on sale and no questions asked. Anyway, there it was: a 1930s vintage vibrator from Battle Creek, for sale for $249 via a company Read More …
Well, I’ve missed International Talk Like A Pirate Day again. That’s probably because I thought it was on Saturday, when I was at a blues festival and more interested in saying “How how how how” than “Yo Ho Ho.” Still, it gives me an excuse to post my favorite picture of Johnny Depp and also to link to my list of the 10 sexiest pirates in film. I also thought Read More …
I wasn’t going to blog about the Mormons Exposed calendar, which features beefy young Mormon missionaries semi-clothed, but I just can’t help it. The funny thing is that it’s quite creepy in a way. The guys are nice looking and all, but the fantasies they inspire are less than exciting. The info on the life of a missionary is rather depressing: During their mission, they are required to dedicate all Read More …
The Chaser’s War On Everything got huge ratings on Wednesday night when half the country tuned in to see what really went on with that Osama APEC stunt. Naturally there was a lot of other fabulously offensive comedy on offer, including this bit about the possible follow-on programs to Californication: Kenfucky, Pensylvagina and… well, just watch the clip. Yes, it does include a dwarf masturbating. Just thought you should know.
Right, so this post won’t seem very relevant to non Australians but I just have to voice my glee at the stunt pulled by The Chaser team today. They set up a fake motorcade with Canadian flags and made it past two checkpoints (I’m sickened there’s such a thing as a “checkpoint” in my country right now) in the APEC fenced security area in Sydney, drove all the way to Read More …
This is a clever ad from Ikea for shelving. I love it when the kid discovers how to turn it on and gets the giggles.
The SMH reports that the boys from Puppetry of the Penis are recruiting again, this time for their latest small-scale venture: hen’s nights (bachelorette) and private parties. Justin Morley, brother of cofounder Simon, manages the private show side of the business.”We’d like to get six extra guys on our books that we can train to do this stuff. They have to be reliable with a good personality and be unthreatening Read More …
I’ve mentioned before that I love Top Gear (and I’ve got a bit of a thing for the Hamster). While enjoying all the ridiculous car-based stunts they perform, I’ve done my best to suppress that little voice which questions the whole macho, penis-substitute nature of the program. I mean, when Jeremy Clarkson starts raving on about size and power, it’s hard to ignore the phallic implications. So I just had Read More …
The ever-fabulous All Men Are Liars column has a great post today about the male experience of being caught masturbating (complete with hilariously apt photo that I just had to include here). Another of our mates, the Black Rat, liked to stretch himself out on the cool tiles of the bathroom on hot summer days and was hard at work when one of his mother’s P&C friends popped in to Read More …
Apparently there are some gay men who get off on watching cunnilingus in porn. In response to a piece of advice by Dan Savage, a number of gay guys wrote in to say they enjoy seeing straight men muff dive. I love watching them be oral, enthusiastic, and submissive. I love to watch them slobber and grind their faces in, turn red with effort, etc. It’s not the sole focus Read More …
So my recent trip away was to Cairns in Northern Australia where it’s (supposedly) warm at this time of year. The city is full of international tourists who flock to the beach area to sunbathe. We’d just had lunch and were strolling alongthe boardwalk when we encountered this sight. I think we can all agree that if you’re going to publicly sunbathe topless in a G-string, you should always make Read More …
A Canadian man had the bright idea of putting porn pictures on the bottom of pizza boxes, to be revealed slowly as each slice was eaten. The big shock-horror aspect of this story is that most of his customers are female. “It’s about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at the door,” he said. There’s also a “think of the children” backlash. Of Read More …
I’ve watched this too many times today, I have to post it.