Ms Naughty looks at porn for women, feminism and sex in general
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So the Beijing Olympics are in full swing and that means I’m getting terribly distracted by gorgeous male swimmers, gymnasts, divers, rowers and… well pretty much all of them. There’s a veritable plethora of gloriously toned and muscled male flesh on display and a lot of the time its packed into lycra, as you can see in the video above. Actually, I just had to include the clip from Roy Read More …
I’m up to my neck in reading entries from the short story competition at the moment, not much time for the blog. So here’s a great pic for Friday: A man whose cock can double as a bookshelf. Via AAG.
A group of Australian firemen have released a sexy calendar to raise money for child burn victims. So I thought I’d give them a bit of a plug; it’s nice to be able to ogle hot firefighters for a good cause. There’s some nice pics in this gallery. The calendar has its share of beefcake but it also includes a smattering of “average” blokes and there’s even a rather scary Read More …
I’m now going to try and learn French in six weeks. How do you say “Sacre Bleu, tres idiot!”? I’m your typical monolinguistic Australian and it’s a bit embarrassing really. We didn’t have any kind of language classes at my small country school; indeed, I was of the generation that didn’t receive any real lessons in grammar because it wasn’t considered necessary*. So now’s my chance jump in and make Read More …
I’ve just finished writing up my review of Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry 4 for For The Girls. It’s a great film, but I must admit that admid the endless orgies and amusing porn star slapstick I kept getting distracted by the film equipment. Yes folks, ever since I did my video production course and made a short film, my interest in the technicalities of porn has come to the fore. And Read More …
A few months ago I had a wonderful experience when I went swimming with a pod of dolphins in an ocean channel. Since then I’ve discovered it was a bit of a foolish activity as the water was very murky and there could have easily been bull sharks in the canal. And now I read this article, which says that dolphins have been known to injure people swimming with them. Read More …
If you’re not already familiar with them, this is from the BBC comedy series The Goodies. Pretty much every Australian kid who grew up in the 70s and 80s watched these guys at 6pm on weeknights on the ABC. They had a fairly large influence on my sense of humour. This sketch was part of an episode where they lampooned Mary Whitehouse, the conservative nutjob who did her best to Read More …
I fondly remember the genuine quirkiness of the first episode of Malcolm In The Middle, mainly because of the opening scene when Malcolm’s mother Lois answers the door topless. Caroline: I’m here because I think there is a tremendous opportunity for Malcolm. Could you maybe put a top on? Lois: They’re just boobs, lady. You see ’em in the mirror every morning, and I’m sure yours are a lot nicer Read More …
A man on the psychiatrist’s couch sees, in ink blot after ink blot, nothing but sexual imagery. A butterfly shape looks like testicles, a hilly mountain-scape like a rollicking bedroom scene, and so on. When the shrink delivers his verdict – you, sir, are a sex fiend – the man is indignant. “What?” he huffs. “But you’re the one drawing the dirty pictures!”
The annual Masturbate-A-Thon was held on Sunday. The event aims to encourage the acceptance of masturbation as a healthy practice. Apparently some new world records were set: a man broke the record for orgasming the most number of times (31). And woman masturbated for seven hours straight, orgasming an average of once an hour. Doing anything for seven hours straight is stressful so such a marathon wank session must have Read More …
This delightful stainless steel work of art is NOT a sex toy. It is, in fact, a coffee tamper made by Avanti and available for about ten bucks or so from your average kitchenwares shop. Like this one. The other day my husband arrived home wielding this wonderful thing, keen to get his espresso coffee thoroughly stamped into place, always aiming for the perfect crema. I swear, he and that Read More …
April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day, now in its third year. Yes, I made it up. I decided to reject the stupid masculinist idea of “steak and a blowjob day” by creating my own silly girly holiday. Does it help the cause of feminism? I’m buggered if I know. Anyway, it’s two months after the gushy sentamentality of Valentine’s Day and it’s a good day to simply indulge in Read More …
I didn’t do Easter this year, given that I’ve become a confirmed athiest and all. I’ve worked all weekend as well. But I’ve discovered something to post that is in keeping with the holiday, albeit a little kinky: The Hunky Jesus Competition. Run by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, this is a beauty competition with a difference. Hot guys dress up as Jesus and compete to be the hunkiest. I Read More …
Delightful columnist Emma Tom had a bit of fun with this column, inspired by the recently released Porn Report. She takes the idea that all porn is always addictive to its logical conclusion. Unfortunately your frigid female boss (who’s probably a lezzo and not the good kind, either) lacks a sense of humour. You lose your job, then lose all your money downloading pony porn and snuff flicks from the Read More …
The Naked Cowboy is suing M&Ms for appropriating his trademarked image. Apparently wearing white undies and a cowboy hat while playing a white guitar is not something a small chocolate candy should do. I’ve heard of the Naked Cowboy before and then promptly forgotten about him. This story ensures he’s going to get worldwide coverage. His official website has plenty of photos, videos and promo stuff if you’re curious. What Read More …