Captain Jack’s Got A Big Penis

I can’t help but post on this story, mainly because I can’t resist the headline “Captain Jack’s Huge Penis.” I’m a fan of Doctor Who (yes, yes, it’s very nerdy, I know). And I have to say I thought the arrival of bisexual Captain Jack was a fabulous addition to the show. Goodness knows it inspired all kinds of saucy threesome fantasies that probably don’t belong in the Tardis (not Read More …

The Erotic Adventures of Ralph

Well, seems there’s no need to write my own erotic stories when I can just quote extensively from British tabloid interviews with the Qantas air attendant who got it on with Ralph Fiennes in the toilet: “We were so close. Our faces were less than a foot apart and then he started holding my hands. Then he began kissing me. The kissing was very passionate and his hands were all Read More …

Male Nudity In Ancient Greek Art

This relatively flimsy article at MSNBC looks at why so many Greek statues depict naked men. Archaeologists conclude it was often to show vulnerability in a subject. Or, if the man was a labourer, to highlight his working physique. What I find most interesting is this: “Greek males, it is generally agreed, did not walk around town naked, they did not ride their horses naked, and they certainly did not Read More …

More Male Celebrity Nudity

I go away for a few days and suddenly male celebrities are busting to get their kit off. Dr Who star David Tennant gets nude in a new BBC drama called Recovery, which is about the loss of identity after an accident. Viewers can see him nude in the shower, when he forgets to turn the water on. Tennant has previously been nude in the 1995 stage play What The Read More …

Cream

Cream turns me on. Luscious, smooth, thick, thick cream. Dollops of it. Bowlfuls of it, oozing, running, flowing. A lusty indulgence, a sinful luxury in a non-fat, low-carb, asparatame-flavored world, a plethora of tasty sensuality poured out and consumed hungrily. Even the word cream is lustrous. It lives quietly in the mouth, a breathy utterance that ends in a smile. It evokes the texture and taste and the gentle, velvety Read More …

Happy Lupercalia

Reading up on the history of Valentine’s Day at Wikipedia, I found that the Romans had some amusing customs for Lupercalia, celebrated on February 15, and they tended to involve naked men. Lupercalia, of which many write that it was anciently celebrated by shepherds, and has also some connection with the Arcadian Lycaea. At this time many of the noble youths and of the magistrates run up and down through Read More …

Happy Valentine’s Day 2007

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. I don’t actually do much with it. Everyday is Valentine’s for me and my husband. And I can never think of anything decent to give him anyway. It is, of course, a fine excuse to drink champagne, and I’ll be doing quite a bit of that today. OK, so here’s a bit of smut for you to celebrate the day. Hawaiian Valentine. “I want the cliché,” Read More …

Love’s On The Menu

OK, so I’m not at my desk full time this week, which means I’m going to resort to short posts with very little educational value. That means, more smut. This pic is from a very “flowery, romance” set of photos. It starts off with a candlelit dinner. I thought it was perfect since Valentine’s Day is nearly here. Full gallery here.

Dirty Girl

A play by the former editor of Playgirl has just finished its run at the Kraine theatre in New York. Dirty Girl is the story of: Dori Richter, a nice Jewish girl from Long Island whose life changes when she answers an ad in the newspaper seeking a ‘writer/editor who must be comfortable with male nudity’. Dirty Girl takes audiences from the offices of the fictional ‘Loverboy’ magazine to steamy Read More …

Won’t Somebody Think Of The Children!

A book about teenage sexuality is causing a bit of a stir here in Australia. The Sex Lives of Australian Teenagers by Joan Sauers has prompted the usual hysterical rants from conservative politicians. The author conducted a random survey of 300 teen boys and girls, asking questions about masturbation, oral sex, contraception and porn. The best summary of the book appears in this article at the Bulletin. A few interesting Read More …

I Think I’ve Got Myspace Worked Out

OK, so a month ago I posted about not knowing what to do with Myspace. I think I’ve got it worked out. I found a way to make the page look nice (without it being too unreadable), I’ve sat down and listed my favourite movies, TV shows and books, and I’m now on a search for friends. This last thing is a fraught business. Right now I’ve got 10 friends. Read More …

Petra Joy and Female Fantasies

I think I have to feel officially embarrassed that I haven’t encountered Petra Joy before. Petra is a UK-based photographer and erotic film maker who has been comfortable behind a camera since age 11. In the eighties she worked for an adult program on German TV and has developed her vision for authentic women’s erotica over many years. In 2003 she launched Strawberry Seductress, an erotic photography studio for women Read More …

Erika Lust’s Latest Film

Erika Lust says her latest feature film entitled Cinco Historias Para Ellas is about to be released in Spain, but we’ll have to wait six months for the English version. I don’t speak Spanish and Erika didn’t provide a translation so I’ve clumsily turned to Babelfish. The result doesn’t sound right: Five Histories For Them. Hopefully Erika can give us a bit more detail on her blog soon. Currently she’s Read More …