Bah Humbug: AVN Awards Announced

AVN awards 2008The AVN awards for 2008 have been announced and, disappointingly, Candida Royalle’s Afrodite Superstar only received one award, for Best Music, despite receiving a large number of nominations.

It’s a real shame that so few other female-friendly films got up, especially considering the huge number of movies that were nominated this year – I made a full list here.

-------------------------------------------------------
Advertisement

Support independent, ethically made, award-winning porn. Bright Desire features all of my erotic films and writing. A membership to Bright Desire gets you access to every movie I've ever made and lets me keep making female friendly porn!
Click here to find out more.
-------------------------------------------------------

Instead, awards went to such quality productions as Face Full of Diesel, Big Black Wet Butts 7 and Ass Blasting Felching Anal Whores (shudder). I guess it’s not surprising, but given that there were so many good titles for women available, it would have been nice to see some recognition from the mainstream industry.

Nonetheless, congratulations to Candida, Venus and everyone else involved in Afrodite Superstar – the music was definitely a standout in that film. And that’s saying something considering that I don’t even like rap or hip hop.

The awards ceremony produced a number of scary on-podium quotes which I can’t help but include here because they’re kinda funny:

Male Performer went to Evan Stone, the second time he’s won it (first time was 2001). He thanked his “beautiful girlfriend Syren” and Ron Jeremy, “I’m not sure for what reason.”

Jenna Haze once again took the stage, winning for Best Couples Sex Scene with Manuel Ferrara in Evil Anal 2. “This is what I really hoped I was going to win,” she said. “He made me come really hard.” Ferrara said, “Thank you Jenna,” and she finished his sentence, “for taking your enormously long cock in my ass.”

Jenna accepted for her half of the tie with, “All you perverts out there who jerk off to it, thank you so much.”

Best Anal Sex Scene, Video, went to Bree Olson and Brandon Iron in Elegant Angel’s Big Wet Asses 3. “I’d like to thank Brandon’s cock and all the vegetable oil that was involved,” she said.

Jenna Jameson also announced her retirement by declaring: “I will never spread my legs in this industry again.” Succinct and to the point, I guess.

2 Replies to “Bah Humbug: AVN Awards Announced”

Comments are closed.