Yes this is me being a witch. A sex witch with a penis wand, conjuring up smutty fun for all. Not everyone gets to have a penis wand. I’m special like that.
Australians don’t really do Halloween though it does seem like a bit of fun. Also, we eat pumpkin as a vegetable and don’t tend to have it for dessert. I’ve tasted pumpkin pie and I really wish I hadn’t.
But never mind, that’s no reason to not have a Halloween-themed post. So here’s some smut. It’s more mainstream than usual but… what the hell.
Dreams of Spanking: A Ghost Story. Amelia’s sleep is disturbed by horrible dreams of mistreated girls in Victorian times
Lust Cinema: An Eternal Love. Emily’s husband, Brian, passed away two years ago…
Lust Cinema: Masked Man. What secrets are Frank and Rita hiding?
Lust Cinema: Sex Mannequin. Dylan´s dream of a beautiful, submissive sex mannequin comes alive. Queer femme hotness.
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Pink Label: Superfreak. The roaming ghost of punk-funk musician and notorious wild man Rick James possesses the bodies of queer women and makes them get super-freaky with one another.
Naked girl carving a pumpkin from Gothic Sluts
Vampire fantasy solo photos from Erotic Fandom
There’s a live Halloween orgy planned at Kink.com’s Upper Floor. Click here to check out the live feed.
Some Halloweeny Vampire DVDs:
Tru: An XXX Parody
This is a rip-off of True Blood. As a fan of the original show, I can say that this one isn’t nearly as sexy, but it’s still a lot of fun. The blonde wig on the Eric-lookalike is truly awful but he has a rather fabulous threesome scene.
Get it from:
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This Isn’t Twilight XXX
The blurb: Their uncontrollable and forbidden romance is threatened by their disapproving friends, family and a pack of blood thirsty vampires that are only after her irresistible human blood. This is an erotic and passionate love story between a gorgeous, sexy mortal woman and a vampire.
Get it from:
Gamelink
Intercourse With The Vampire.
I have no idea if this movie is any good, I just couldn’t resist the title.
Blurb: Imagine what it would be like to be alive forever, to never grow old, to be forever young, forever hard and forever ready.
Get it from:
Gamelink
In other awful-porn-with-amusing-titles fun, check out Ghostlusters, Evil Head, A Wet Dream On Elm Street and Fuckenstein.
You might want to check out these scary sex toys while you’re at it:
The Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Dildo
The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo
In case you missed it, here’s my preview of If You Were Here, my male goth porn short film.
The full film is available at Bright Desire!
PS. Here’s the Kurgan saying “Happy Halloween Ladies” in Highlander, one of my favourite films.
Do people actually rent parodies and say “ooh porn in the way of “Twilight” or do people buy parodies and say ” OOH PORN IN THE WAY OF TWILIGHT!”
LOL- it just never did anything for me either way. Hrmm maybe I take it too seriously 😛