Touched By His Noodly Appendage

Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament
I’ve been a bit slack with updating the blog this week (and last week). Suffice to say I’ve been busy. Oh sure, I could tell you about the new sites I’m working on or the redesign of the For The Girls’ member’s area.

But the truth is I’ve been slaving away making this: our Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament. I’ve finally finished and he is now gracing the top of our Hotblack Festivus tree.


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Aren’t you pleased to see that I’m putting my time to good use?

Hotblack Festivus Tree
Here’s the Hotblack tree.

“It’s so … black!” said Ford Prefect, “you can hardly make out its shape … light just seems to fall into it!”

Zaphod said nothing. He had simply fallen in love.

The blackness of it was so extreme that it was almost impossible to tell how close you were standing to it.

“Your eyes just slide off it …” said Ford in wonder. It was an emotional moment. He bit his lip.

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