Shower Boyfriend

I hate shower curtains. It’s been scientifically proved that the difference in pressure between the warm inside of the shower and the cold outside will always make the plastic blow in and stick to your leg.

Still, I’m finding it a lot harder to hate the Shower Boyfriend curtain. Mainly because it features exactly the kind of hot sexy guy you’d want sticking to your leg. It’s like a big flat male blow up doll that’s actually useful.

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At first I was disappointed that the Shower Boyfriend is so coyly covering his tackle. But then again, maybe that’s a good thing when you’re hosting the next dinner party.

I have no idea if the Shower Boyfriend is impervious to mould (as all good boyfriends should be) but if nothing else, at least cleaning the shower will be less tedious.