Quick! Vote For Mister Splashy Pants!

Mister Splashy Pants wins the poll. Today’s the last day to cast your vote in Greenpeace’s Whale Naming contest.

Amid the various worthy names like Aiko and Manami is the stupendously funny Mister Splashy Pants. Which naturally I voted for. As did everybody else.


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At time of writing Mister Splashy Pants has 71% of the vote. I’m so looking forward to the press releases on this.

According to this report, “The popularity of the name has exploded, seven Facebook groups have been formed and T-Shirt and bumper stickers are for sale.”

Edit: Wait! It looks like Greenpeace has added another week to their competition, so you have until December 7 to vote. And their blog reveals that Mister Splashy Pants was given an early lead by a sneaky trickster who was able to overcome the “one click one vote” mechanism. Even with those votes disabled, however, Mister Splashy Pants is still in the lead.