Good Google Results? Check The Last Page

Google is giving me nightmares. No, really. I’ve been waking up in the middle of the night for the last week or so, panicking about duplicate content, robots.txt files and how my blog software may have ruined all my rankings. The reason I’ve become obsessed is that Google has decided Ms Naughty is spam, and booted me to the very end of the search results. Of course, you’re not actually Read More …

Jenna Jameson’s Botched Genital Surgery

You know what. I’m gloating. I shouldn’t, but I can’t help it. Porn megastar Jenna Jameson recently underwent vaginoplasty and has now gone into hiding because the job was botched. According to this extremely pro-surgery site: “She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” says a source close to the x-rated film star. “She has decided to hole up and not speak to Read More …

.XXX Rejected Again

Caloo, calay, the .xxx domain has been given the boot again, and most adult webmasters are happy with this result. I for one, am pleased I don’t have to fork out US$65 a year to register msnaughty.xxx so some other bastard doesn’t hijack it. I would not have moved this site to .xxx if it went ahead, but I would have had to buy the other domain as “insurance.” Ms Read More …

Guys Setting Their Dicks On Fire

I spent waaaay too much time writing a post at Quirky Sex about guys who set their genitals on fire. It started small, and then I just kept finding new things to add. The sad thing is… it seems that there are a lot of guys out there pouring lighter fluid on their crotches and putting a match to themsleves. Who knew?

Another “Vagina” Rant

The recent news about the two female students suspended for using the word “vagina” when performing The Vagina Monologues at school had me feeling peeved – once again – at the way so many people use the word “vagina” instead of “vulva” to describe a woman’s genitals. Hell, if I was the principal, I’d feel tempted to suspend them because they used the wrong word. I’ve already written a long Read More …

The Thrill Of The Upgrade

My god, I’ve got a big hangover today. AND I’m in the process of making the Ms Naughty linklist into a newer, shinier version of the one that exists today. I’ve started by brightening up the colours so it matches the blog. Nicer, I think. And there’s more to come. Here’s hoping that it all works and turns out nicely. If you see errors or weird things happening in the Read More …

Hot Gossip’s Naughty Bits

As a kid growing up, the only TV I was allowed to watch on weeknights was at 6pm on the ABC (something many Australian 30-somethings will appreciate). This usually encompassed The Goodies and Doctor Who but it also included the Kenny Everett Video Show. This 6pm ritual is partly responsible for my sense of humour, but I think it also played a hand in what I think is sexy. And Read More …

Happy Lupercalia

Reading up on the history of Valentine’s Day at Wikipedia, I found that the Romans had some amusing customs for Lupercalia, celebrated on February 15, and they tended to involve naked men. Lupercalia, of which many write that it was anciently celebrated by shepherds, and has also some connection with the Arcadian Lycaea. At this time many of the noble youths and of the magistrates run up and down through Read More …

I Think I’ve Got Myspace Worked Out

OK, so a month ago I posted about not knowing what to do with Myspace. I think I’ve got it worked out. I found a way to make the page look nice (without it being too unreadable), I’ve sat down and listed my favourite movies, TV shows and books, and I’m now on a search for friends. This last thing is a fraught business. Right now I’ve got 10 friends. Read More …

Free Hugs

Yes, yes. It’s everywhere. But I like it. And it was filmed in Pitt Street Mall. God knows I used to need a hug whenever I passed through there. But I was so wound up at the time I would probably have been one of the grumpy people shoving him aside. Thank God I don’t live in Sydney anymore. Here’s the Wikipedia entry if you want more info.

I Forgot To Perve At Firemen

It’s summer here and my favourite way to keep fit at this time of year is to swim laps at the local pool. Yesterday the swimming lane was crowded out by no less than three firemen who had decided to do a few laps while on duty. They parked the fire engine outside and one guy stayed dry and in uniform to mind the radio. It’s a small town, so Read More …