First Tuesday Porno Club
Another classic from The Chaser. This one has the gorgeous Richard E. Grant saying the words “shaved minge.” I feel a need to use the phrase “shaved minge” in a conversation somewhere.
Category: Quirky, Weird, Funny
Quirky, Weird, Funny
The Chaser Does Porn Scenarios
Here’s Chas from the Chaser testing whether the classic porn cliches (Handyman, Pizza guy and Pool boy) really do turn women on. Worth watching for the mustache alone.
New At ExExExChurch
I finally added some new stuff to my parody site exexExChurch. If you haven’t been there before, it’s my reply to that ridiculous xxxchuch.com site which receives so much positive publicity from the mainstream media. My site basically asserts that church is addictive and suggests ways to overcome that addiction, primarily through porn and masturbation. It’s amazing how holding up a mirror to an idea can reveal how insane that Read More …
Hilarious: Scots Guards Dancing Naked
Well thank you, Scots Guards, for giving me a very hearty laugh. I invite you to sit back and enjoy the pure, unadulterated drunken stupidity of four Scots Guards, pants-off, performing Twist and Shout. The video features some awful singing in Scottish accents, a few browneyes and one guy performing a “helicopter” dick trick. At least, I think that’s what he was doing. Those “Sun” logos get in the way Read More …
Male Stripper Train Smash
This male stripper video… it’s like a trainsmash. It’s kind of awful but I just can’t look away. This guy may very well have the most impressive blond mullet I’ve ever seen. Combined with tight red shorts, white shoes and Madonna’s “Holiday”, it’s all a bit much. The vid also features him doing “You Can Leave Your Hat On” which is a bit better. I will admit, he’s got a Read More …
Funny Porn Box Covers
Over at Quirky Sex I’ve been having a bit of fun with Photoshop. Thus, my set of quirky porn movie box covers. Titles include: Checking for Cooties, Big and Bitey Blowjobs and Mullet Lust. I had a heap of fun making them. I think the Benny Hill one is my favourite.
No, A Vibrator Is Not For Smuggling Drugs
Next time you’re thinking of smuggling a few drugs through airport security, don’t assume the police won’t check your hashish-filled vibrator. At least, that’s what happened to a Ukrainian woman who thought the cops would be too embarrassed to look closely at her vibe. She had taken out the batteries and stuffed hash into the empty compartment. The Kiev security people had sniffer dogs and subsequently arrested her. Perhaps the Read More …
Pelvic Simulators
I think many women have got their own personal horror stories about pap smears or pelvic exams. That’s why it’s nice to know that computers are helping student doctors learn how to perform invasive exams before they ever get their hands anywhere near one’s twat. There are now pelvic exam simulators that allow students to get their hands dirty, as it were. Yep, companies such as Limbs and Things offer Read More …
Captain Jack’s Got A Big Penis
I can’t help but post on this story, mainly because I can’t resist the headline “Captain Jack’s Huge Penis.” I’m a fan of Doctor Who (yes, yes, it’s very nerdy, I know). And I have to say I thought the arrival of bisexual Captain Jack was a fabulous addition to the show. Goodness knows it inspired all kinds of saucy threesome fantasies that probably don’t belong in the Tardis (not Read More …
Happy Lupercalia
Reading up on the history of Valentine’s Day at Wikipedia, I found that the Romans had some amusing customs for Lupercalia, celebrated on February 15, and they tended to involve naked men. Lupercalia, of which many write that it was anciently celebrated by shepherds, and has also some connection with the Arcadian Lycaea. At this time many of the noble youths and of the magistrates run up and down through Read More …
Giant Penis
Here’s your chance to see scrawled images of giant penises on Google Earth. Check this post at Google Sightseeing. I’ve written a more detailed post about this at Quirky Sex blog. I guess I just wanted to make a blog post with the words “giant penis.” Doesn’t everyone? And also I just loved the headline “School surprised by 20ft penis.” I mean, is anyone ever NOT surprised by a 20ft Read More …
Adult Golden Raspberries
In the wake of the 2007 AVN awards, I can’t help but feel there should be an adult version of the Golden Raspberries. A ceremony that acknowledges the worst the industry has to offer. Categories for awards could include: Most ridiculous boob job Most botoxed lips Worst acting Most cringeworthy piece of dialogue Fakest moans (subcategories: while giving blowjob, most monotonous) Stomach churning sexual act of the year Biggest hair Read More …
Ewan McGregor: Our (Nude) Hero
I need to make up an award, I think. It should be called the Women’s Gratitude Award for the Actor Who Works Hardest To Get His Kit Off In Films. And naturally it should be awarded to Ewan McGregor. In the past, Ewan has worked tirelessly throughout his entire career to ensure that he appears nude at some point in his films. It’s been something of a mission for him: Read More …
Juvenile Sniggering… and Sexual Nominative Determinism
I’ve just read a news story about how circumcision halves the risk of contracting AIDS. I’ve heard this theory before, having recently written an article about circumcision for For The Girls. Good news, I thought. And then the juvenile sniggering started, thanks to this quote: “It’s not a magic bullet, but a potentially important intervention,” agreed Dr Kevin De Cock, of the World Health Organisation. That’s right folks. The director Read More …
Mr Tweak-A-Thon
Ladies, let me introduce you to Mr Tweak A Thon. I don’t know why I find this page endless amusing (PRESS 9!!! PRESS 9!!!) but I do. I originally saw this in 2004, it’s still great. Love the music too. I think it’s by the Shadows, but I haven’t been able to find any information about it. Apparently that was the standard music used in the Seventies for bodybuilders. I Read More …