Nights On Blue Satin

Well, time to celebrate my blog update and the upcoming weekend with some smut, I think. This pic is from the Nights On Blue Satin gallery from For The Girls. The best word for this photo set is “sumptuous.” There’s beautiful lighting, a hot looking guy and sensual satin sheets. Very nice.

Phew! ARGH! Phew!

If you popped by and got a sad-looking PHP errors page – I’m sorry. Just did an upgrade. Damn, that was nervewracking! I encountered a few probs here and there, but it’s all back to normal now. Hopefully. Update: Aargh! Looks are obviously deceiving. I’m getting a 404 on most of my previous posts!!! EEEEEK! I have no idea why this would happen. Apologies, dear reader, I’m trying to work Read More …

Giant Penis

Here’s your chance to see scrawled images of giant penises on Google Earth. Check this post at Google Sightseeing. I’ve written a more detailed post about this at Quirky Sex blog. I guess I just wanted to make a blog post with the words “giant penis.” Doesn’t everyone? And also I just loved the headline “School surprised by 20ft penis.” I mean, is anyone ever NOT surprised by a 20ft Read More …

For The Girls Call For Submissions

Attention budding authors. For The Girls is looking for contributors. Here’s the details: WHO WE ARE For The Girls is a membership-based adult site and ezine for heterosexual women. As well as explicit pictorial and movie content, we also offer a full women’s magazine, focusing on sex, women’s health and humor. TRUE CONFESSIONS We are seeking submissions for our “True Confessions” column. This section aims to feature real-life stories of Read More …

Statistics: ‘I Love You’ Means ‘I Want Sex’

Harlequin Romance Novels have conducted a survey of 3000 men and women in the US and Canada for their annual Romance Report. The survey contained a section on the motivations behind romantic gestures and found that, often, saying ‘I love you’ was inspired by the hope it would lead to sex. A few statistics: * 55% of men had told their date they loved them in the hope of sex. Read More …

Erocktavision Review Notes

In November I reviewed Dana Dane’s Erocktavision for For The Girls. On the whole I liked the film. It made a nice change from the usual porn I’ve seen. The girl-girl action doesn’t go through the cliches we’ve seen so many times, although I think it’s fair to say that it’s not really a “dyke” film. This movie welcomes it’s female audience but still wants to keep male viewers happy. Read More …

Richard Hammond: Unlikely Sex Symbol

I’ve now seen Richard Hammond’s horrific rocket car crash on Top Gear, as well as his comments on the experience in this interview. (Unfortunately, YouTube has taken down the crash video, so I can’t link to it). And I’ve decided that Richard Hammond is quite decidedly sexy. Now, I’m not normally one for revheads, but perhaps that’s because they’re either sporting a mullet or playing nasty rap music at 300 Read More …

Beautiful Blokes With Beards

I like beards. I think men with beards are sexy. Specifically, I like goatees or a closely trimmed, stubbly beard. They’re manly, and they tend to enhance a man’s features. I realise this is actually a minority opinion. There seems to be a lingering stereotype that men with beards are either unclean, untrustworthy or have something to hide. Ananova reports on a survey where nine out of ten women said Read More …

Free Hugs

Yes, yes. It’s everywhere. But I like it. And it was filmed in Pitt Street Mall. God knows I used to need a hug whenever I passed through there. But I was so wound up at the time I would probably have been one of the grumpy people shoving him aside. Thank God I don’t live in Sydney anymore. Here’s the Wikipedia entry if you want more info.

I Forgot To Perve At Firemen

It’s summer here and my favourite way to keep fit at this time of year is to swim laps at the local pool. Yesterday the swimming lane was crowded out by no less than three firemen who had decided to do a few laps while on duty. They parked the fire engine outside and one guy stayed dry and in uniform to mind the radio. It’s a small town, so Read More …

Interview With Ell From Wilful Damage

The wonderful Ell runs a very hot, very witty sex blog called Wilful Damage, which has received numerous rave reviews and has many fans. She also Australian, something of a rarity in the sex blog world. I contacted Ell last year to see if she wanted to be involved in my feature about sex blogging for For The Girls. Unfortunately a combination of Christmas holidays and spam filters meant things Read More …

Hi-Def Equals More Plastic Surgery?

Oh the horror. This New York times article predicts that porn actresses will have more cosmetic surgery and be even more made up to counter the detail provided by high-definition cameras. Jesse Jane, one of the industry’s biggest stars, plans to go under the knife next month to deal with one side effect of high-definition. The images are so clear that Ms. Jane’s breast implants, from an operation six years Read More …

Illicit Affairs

The latest title from the Playgirl stable is out – Illicit Affairs. “Your eyes lock. Your legs quake. Desire takes over as you are helpless to your souls, fulfilling your libidos, bidding, urging you forward, ever seeking the carnal pleasures you must reap from one another. You can not deny your lust for each other…”

Sneak Peek At Candida Royalle’s “Under The Covers”

Here’s what the boxcover for Candida Royalle’s new film, Under The Covers, looks like. The film is due for release on February 6. Candida is hosting a lavish launch party in New York on the 5th. An awful lot of the porny people I know seem to be based in New York – which is, I suspect, exactly halfway around the world from me. Perhaps I’m gonna have to buy Read More …

Women Surf Web Porn Quite A Bit

Yes… that post title is a bit obvious given all the statistics and rants I’ve previously posted. Anyway, the latest figure from a survey is this: Women said they surfed the ‘Net for pornography for 11/2 hours per week, while the average man lingered online about an hour longer to leer at lusty images… Lucy Kaylin, executive editor of Marie Claire, said “it did sort of surprise me” that 17 Read More …