Perv Olympics: Flat Bag

Another Roy and HG classic moment involving the “downstairs area” of male gymnasts. These are the famous commentaries of the men’s gymnastics floor exercises, responsible for coining a whole bunch of new sporting phrases such as “crazy date”, “party date”, “hello boys” and, of course, “flat bag”.

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I don’t doubt that the majority of Australians have either thought or said these phrases when watching the floor excerises at the Beijing Olympics.

Gymnastics moves bumper sticker with flat bag, hello boys, Roy and HG

And here’s my bumper sticker from the fridge depicting all the required movements. It’s too precious to put on the car.