Sex education. In 2013 we’re STILL fighting for comprehensive sex ed in schools, trying to implement rational and honest discussions about reproduction, pleasure, STIs, porn and relationships. Meanwhile, the religious “abstinence only” option results in increased teen pregnancies and growing sexually transmitted infection rates.
Back in 1992 The Simpsons poked fun at 70s sex ed films with Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide To You-Know-What, hosted by the ever-amazing Troy McLure. I’ve embedded the video above but there’s no guarantee how long it will be available. So here’s a transcript:
Video: “Hello, I’m actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as `Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly’ and ‘Here Comes the Metric System!’
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“I’m here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here’s…`Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide To You-Know-What‘…
“This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing, he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before. He also noticed Fluffy Bunny.”
Bart: Boring!
Milhouse and Samantha catch each other’s eye. The movie continues.
Video: “Fluffy and Fuzzy went to the park, the ice cream social, the boat show and various other wholesome activities (video shows them at the firing range). And they never ruined their fun by giving in to their throbbing biological urges. Then came the big day: Fluffy and Fuzzy got married. That night came the honeymoon…” (Porny disco music plays.)
All the students watching the film shout “Ewwwwwww!” (Wendell covers his eyes.)
Ms. Krabappel: “She’s faking it.”
Video: “Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful bunnies. Eight survived. And now that you know how it’s done… Don’t do it.”
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Has today’s sex education got any better than this? Sometimes, I suspect not.