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The other day my little 4 year old nephew was happily singing about a “Brown Chicken Brown Cow”. My sister showed me where he’d learned it: this very amusing Trace Atkins song. Yes, it’s country music but it’s also hilarious. The term is a euphemism for the “boom chicka wow wow” porn music (that I blogged about here). The video features hillbilly muppets and farm animals, clothes flying everywhere, a pole dancing routine and a very amusing kind of strip at 2:22 (I won’t give it away, just watch).
It’s cute and it’s naughty. What a 4 year old makes of it, I’m not sure. No doubt he thinks it’s a bit funny and he likes the song but the sexual content goes right over his head. The top rated comment is from a mother whose 5 year old also loves it.