I’ve just finished writing a review of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody for For The Girls. That goes live shortly but I thought I’d quickly post some of the notes I made while writing the film, just for a laugh.
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The jokes are good but sometimes the delivery is a bit too slow. Needs quicker editing.
Dale DaBone looks like he’s had very bad plastic surgery. Thankfully he’s in a mask for most of the film.
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“Eat my dirty asshole” she says and The Riddler giggles. Evan Stone can stay in character while fucking. Not bad. But suddenly we’re into unprepared anal. Eek!
OK, there’s just something very wrong with seeing 1960s Batman with his tights around his ankles and a huge erect cock. It’s messing with my childhood. Somewhere inside me a Batman-loving kid is crying “Make it stop! Make it stop!”
“Holy Popshot” says Robin. Then he and Batgirl start to get it on. Damn those capes keep getting in the way
The Joker reveals his evil plan:
Robin: “You won’t get away with this so easy.”
Batman: “Easily”
Robin: “Sorry, easily.”
Batman: Good grammar is essential, Robin.”
Skin tight costumes make for interesting and awkward undressing scenes.
Gagging. Deep throating. Stupid dirty talk. Double facial cumshot with extra cum in the eye. This is not how I envisaged Batman and Catwoman finally getting it on.
Tori Black comes across as completely shallow and silly in her behind-the-scenes interview. “What did I do to prepare for the role? I shaved my legs.”
Dale DaBone nails his role. But then he says this in the behind-the-scenes interview: . “I’ve never in my whole career looked at a script until five minutes before I shoot it. If you over-rehearse it, that’s how it sounds.”
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I didn’t mind this movie to be honest, even if the sex was typically porny. Buy it here.