British footballer David Beckham has caused a stir by appearing half-naked in an ad for Armani. The viewer just can’t help but notice that the bulge in those bright white undies is, well, fucking huge. The Daily Star has happily speculated on the various items that may be stuffed therin, including “Led Zeppelin, or at least any Zeppelin, Wife Victoria’s old boob implants, Dr Who’s tardis or even Osama Bin Laden.
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The Sun, though, abuses Beckham for looking gay, saying the photo is homo-erotic. Naturally this pisses me off – there’s always an assumption that the viewer of this type of pic is male. It’s like the media can’t understand that a straight woman would actually enjoy perving on a bit of beefcake. Still, it’s only The Sun, so I shouldn’t expect too much from them.