“Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I.”
It’s a quote by Anne Gibbons, one that I’ve long admired. Now, it seems, there’s less reason to hate the Hoover.
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A new sex toy called the Vortex Vibrations is a special attachment for low wattage vacuum cleaners designed to stimulate the clit and give intense orgasm.
I’ve read numerous news stories about guys sticking their dicks into a vacuum cleaner for pleasure but this is new. The site offers a hilarious video demonstration of what exactly happens to your little man in the boat when the air pressure is applied. Except – and this had me giggling – they do so using a balloon “for reasons of good taste.”
Ananova says the product was invented by a 49 year old divorced woman who hadn’t had sex in 15 years.
“In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.
“After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
“That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women.”
The site claims the product produces an orgasm in under 2 minutes. It sells for US$60.
UK adult store Love Honey has a video demonstating the toy using a guy and a ribbon here.
As if I didn’t have reason enough to be jelous of you women and your toys, now you’ve taken one of the few stupid tricks us men schemed up. And worse, you’ve proved us fools by doing it better. 😛