Well thank you, Scots Guards, for giving me a very hearty laugh.
I invite you to sit back and enjoy the pure, unadulterated drunken stupidity of four Scots Guards, pants-off, performing Twist and Shout.
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The video features some awful singing in Scottish accents, a few browneyes and one guy performing a “helicopter” dick trick. At least, I think that’s what he was doing. Those “Sun” logos get in the way a bit.
One of them is holding one of those 2 litre plastic bottles of cider that I found so appealing when I was over there in 2005. I can vouch for that stuff – it does make you want to run around with no pants on.
The Scots Guards are those guys in red jackets and bearskin hats responsible for guarding Buckingham Palace. Normally they’re supposed to stand dead still and look very serious.
I think I like this other side of them.
The accompanying article says the boyos are probably going to be kicked out of the regiment for bringing shame on the uniform. A pity. I guess the Queen was not amused.
So here’s the lesson for today. Don’t do a pants-off dance off in the army barracks… and film it.