Very Bad Erotic fiction

Oh, the horror of editing badly written sex stories.

Never mind the 5273 replacements of “!!!” with a full stop (thanks, find and replace). Never mind the awful spelling, atrocious punctuation or dreadful characterisation.

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The hardest part is encountering sentences like this:

Make no mistake about it, women think about what’s hanging between a man’s legs about as often as men think about the various sizes of women’s boobs. The incredible urge to orally satisfy a man is so ingrained in the female mind, that she would do as Lindy was right this instant, that is, suck off a complete stranger just to get the rush of having him ejaculate into her mouth.

That’s right, fellas. That suspicion you had about us women, that giving a blowjob is the ultimate form of female sexual expression… it’s true!