British tabloids The Inquirer and The Sun are tripping over themselves trying to fit as many meat and sausage jokes as they can into the news that two women have been fired from a sausage roll factory for downloading porn at work.
Seems the two ladies were enjoying a spot of “big cock” porn during their dinner break and had attracted a few onlookers when management stepped in.
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Here’s a sample of the fine news reporting involved:
“Huge porkers cause uproar… They were caught red-handed by managers watching a film about men with such huge große wurst’s that the entire office had gathered around to debate whether or not they were false. Expert sausage-makers’ opinion had not yet established the fact before the mass debate was busted. Eight other staff were suspended and other people’s PCs are being sniffed for porn. More heads are expected to (sausage) roll.”
Yes, very witty, James, very witty indeed.
Seems that our sausage ladies are one of the 8% of women who have accessed porn at work, although we may have to assume that the giant-schlonged nature of their surfing means they can’t claim it was accidental; apparently 95% of women say they have stumbled upon smut at work inadvertently.
Still, they could easily have turned the sausage puns to their advantage. Something along the lines of: “I’m sorry sir, I was trying to better my work knowledge of improved meat packing methods and next thing I know I was looking at giant cock triple insertions. I could have happened to anyone.”
See. Now I’m joining in. Perhaps sausage and meat innuendo is too tasty to ignore.