That’s it. I’ve got a new ambition and it involves a lot of 80s gym clothing. The Real Hot Bitches is a dance troupe formed in New Zealand. They’re a group of women (and some men) with a fantastic sense of humour who get together and perform very kitch dance routines to 80s songs. The costume of choice is bright lycra leotards, leg warmers and big hair.
They’re reliving the glory days of being an 11 year old, when you’d go off in your room, dance in front of the mirror and sing into a hairbrush. That’s just so me. You have no idea how completely HOT I was singing Joan Jett’s Do Ya Wanna Touch Me (There? Yeah!).
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They encourage you to regularly repeat their mantra:
‘I am Real’,
‘I am Hot’,
‘I am Bitchin’,
‘I AM a Real Hot Bitch’
They’ve also got a fantastic Patrick Swaze-themed prayer which ends with:
Deliver us from stretch marks
For thine are the King of Dance
And No-one puts Baby in the corner
For ever and ever
Jazz-hands
They’ve now got a branch in Melbourne and I’m wondering if I should start my own group here. I’ve just got to find some leg warmers and spandex leggings.
It’s funny, I’ve just written a column for For The Girls about how much I’m enjoying the plethora of lycra on display at the Olympics so this seems to suit my mood perfectly.
There’s videos of the group performing at a huge NZ festival at Youtube.