How Not To Sunbathe In A G String

How not to sunbathe in a thong
So my recent trip away was to Cairns in Northern Australia where it’s (supposedly) warm at this time of year. The city is full of international tourists who flock to the beach area to sunbathe.

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We’d just had lunch and were strolling alongthe boardwalk when we encountered this sight.

I think we can all agree that if you’re going to publicly sunbathe topless in a G-string, you should always make an effort to keep your legs shut.