Hi-Def Equals More Plastic Surgery?

Awful plastic surgeryOh the horror.

This New York times article predicts that porn actresses will have more cosmetic surgery and be even more made up to counter the detail provided by high-definition cameras.

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Jesse Jane, one of the industry’s biggest stars, plans to go under the knife next month to deal with one side effect of high-definition. The images are so clear that Ms. Jane’s breast implants, from an operation six years ago, can be seen bulging oddly on screen.

What he doesn’t mention is that most breast implants already bulge oddly on screen, and they piss a lot of us off. In fact, I’m not looking forward to female porn stars being made to look even more plastic than they already are.

Never mind super high definition. How about making porn movies that are actually watchable in the first place?