This guy makes me want to celebrate that Robert Downey Jnr
is out of rehab. |
No, it's not Jude Law, because I don't think Jude's cock is
that big. |
Mmmm. Almost-Hugh Jackman. |
If Matthew McConaughey had an enormous schlong, this would
be him. |
This guy reminds me of Anthony Keidis from the Red Hot Chili
Peppers... minus the sock on his cock.
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It's a bit of a stretch, but for me this guy resembles Johnny
Depp. He just needs a bandanna. |
It's kind of creepy, but I always expect this guy to be saying
"What you talkin' bout Willis?" |
Think back to how Jon Bon Jovi looked in the 80s and then
picture him nude... |
There's only a slight resemblance, but let's just pretend
this man is Billy Bob Thornton. |
A Denzel Washington lookalike... microwaving in the nude,
as you do. |
It may be the light, but this guy reminds me of Nicholas Cage.
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If Bill Paxton was into posing for porn sites, this might
be him. |