{"id":958,"date":"2008-09-22T15:56:31","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T05:56:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=958"},"modified":"2008-09-22T15:56:31","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T05:56:31","slug":"dirtiest-blues-song-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/22\/dirtiest-blues-song-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirtiest Blues Song Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/cr6xjWEYGSs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/cr6xjWEYGSs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><\/p>\n<p>Bawdy songs have been around forever but I suspect that they were rarely recorded in the old days. The songs of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lucille_Bogan\" target=\"blank\">Lucille Bogan<\/a> may be the exception. She apparently made a career of singing about prostitution and sex. This one just revels in its rudeness, I love it.<\/p>\n<p>A few lyrics:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,<br \/>\nI got somethin&#8217; between my legs&#8217;ll make a dead man come,<br \/>\nOh daddy, baby won&#8217;t you shave &#8217;em dry?<\/p>\n<p>I would fuck you baby, honey I&#8217;d make you cry.<br \/>\nNow your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,<br \/>\nAnd your dick stands up like a steeple,<br \/>\nYour goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,<br \/>\nAnd the crabs walks in like people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Wikipedia says: &#8220;Her final recordings with Roland and Josh White included two takes of <em>Shave &#8216;Em Dry<\/em>, recorded in New York on Tuesday March 5, 1935. The unexpurgated alternate take is notorious for its explicit sexual references, a unique record of the lyrics sung in after-hours adult club<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bawdy songs have been around forever but I suspect that they were rarely recorded in the old days. The songs of Lucille Bogan may be the exception. She apparently made a career of singing about prostitution and sex. This one just revels in its rudeness, I love it. A few lyrics: I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb, I got somethin&#8217; between my legs&#8217;ll <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/22\/dirtiest-blues-song-ever\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,28],"tags":[131,487,490,748],"class_list":["post-958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","category-videos","tag-blues","tag-lucille-bogan","tag-lyrics","tag-song"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}