{"id":916,"date":"2008-08-18T21:59:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T11:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=916"},"modified":"2008-08-18T21:59:47","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T11:59:47","slug":"perv-olympics-flat-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/18\/perv-olympics-flat-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"Perv Olympics: Flat Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XKFWE1xt_x0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XKFWE1xt_x0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><\/p>\n<p>Another Roy and HG classic moment involving the &#8220;downstairs area&#8221; of male gymnasts. These are the famous commentaries of the men&#8217;s gymnastics floor exercises, responsible for coining a whole bunch of new sporting phrases such as &#8220;crazy date&#8221;, &#8220;party date&#8221;, &#8220;hello boys&#8221; and, of course, &#8220;flat bag&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t doubt that the majority of Australians have either thought or said these phrases when watching the floor excerises at the Beijing Olympics.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/flat-bag.jpg\" alt=\"Gymnastics moves bumper sticker with flat bag, hello boys, Roy and HG\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s my bumper sticker from the fridge depicting all the required movements. 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