{"id":912,"date":"2008-08-14T18:18:18","date_gmt":"2008-08-14T08:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=912"},"modified":"2008-08-14T18:18:18","modified_gmt":"2008-08-14T08:18:18","slug":"i-want-to-be-a-real-hot-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/14\/i-want-to-be-a-real-hot-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want To Be A Real Hot Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Real
\nThat’s it. I’ve got a new ambition and it involves a lot of 80s gym clothing. The Real Hot Bitches<\/a> is a dance troupe formed in New Zealand. They’re a group of women (and some men) with a fantastic sense of humour who get together and perform very kitch dance routines to 80s songs. The costume of choice is bright lycra leotards, leg warmers and big hair.<\/p>\n

They’re reliving the glory days of being an 11 year old, when you’d go off in your room, dance in front of the mirror and sing into a hairbrush. That’s just so me<\/em>. You have no idea how completely HOT I was singing Joan Jett’s Do Ya Wanna Touch Me (There? Yeah!)<\/em>.<\/p>\n

They encourage you to regularly repeat their mantra:
\n\u2018I am Real\u2019,
\n\u2018I am Hot\u2019,
\n\u2018I am Bitchin\u2019,<\/p>\n

\u2018I AM a Real Hot Bitch\u2019<\/p>\n

They’ve also got a fantastic Patrick Swaze-themed prayer which ends with:
\nDeliver us from stretch marks
\nFor thine are the King of Dance
\nAnd No-one puts Baby in the corner
\nFor ever and ever
\nJazz-hands<\/p>\n

They’ve now got a branch in Melbourne<\/a> and I’m wondering if I should start my own group here. I’ve just got to find some leg warmers and spandex leggings.<\/p>\n

It’s funny, I’ve just written a column for For The Girls about how much I’m enjoying the plethora of lycra on display at the Olympics so this seems to suit my mood perfectly.<\/p>\n

There’s videos of the group performing at a huge NZ festival at Youtube<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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