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He may have a past that includes the nicknames “Rowdy Roddy Peeper” and “The Aberdeen Strangler”, he may make a hobby of filming couples having sex in cars (and “every single Scottish person does it!”) and he may have been concevied, born and educated on a pool table but Groundskeeper Willie is still a bit of a hottie.<\/p>\n
Not convinced?<\/p>\n
Just watch the Simpsons episode where Willie wildly rips off his shirt to reveal a fabulously muscular chest, demanding “Grease me up woman!”<\/p>\n
I love that bit. It’s one of my all-time favourite Simpsons bits, one I will happily watch repeatedly. Apparently the phrase “there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman” is much cherished by the Scottish.<\/p>\n
Then there’s the episode where he wrestles a wild wolf (after ripping off his shirt). Or the one where he uses his impressive (shirtless) musculature to dig Bart out of the well.<\/p>\n
And he wears a kilt. Kilts are sexy.<\/p>\n
He also doesn’t wear anything under his kilt as evidenced when he was being interviewed by police and kept crossing and uncrossing his legs (the police point a gun and say he’s been warned about that). On another occasion the wind blew the kilt up, at which point he exclaimed: “Ach! ‘Tis no more than what God gave me, you puritan pukes!”<\/p>\n
The only other contender for “best physique in Springfield” is Ned Flanders (“Stupid sexy Flanders” – Homer), but he doesn’t have that obnoxious-yet-heroic personality that makes Willie so strangely appealing. And while Disco Stu<\/a> is very cool, he never takes off his leisure suit (and Disco Stu doesn’t advertise).<\/p>\n Now, I suspect I may be alone in thinking the Groundskeeper Willie is a sex symbol. A quick search of Google reveals a total of zero results for the phrase “Groundskeeper Willie is sexy” OR “Groundskeeper Willie is hot.” Ah well. It’s nice to be unique.<\/p>\n Skinner: “Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?” For more information on Willie, visit the amusing bio at Wikipedia<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" He may have a past that includes the nicknames “Rowdy Roddy Peeper” and “The Aberdeen Strangler”, he may make a hobby of filming couples having sex in cars (and “every single Scottish person does it!”) and he may have been concevied, born and educated on a pool table but Groundskeeper Willie is still a bit of a hottie. Not convinced? Just watch the Simpsons episode where Willie wildly rips off Read More …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,18,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-popular-culture","category-quirky-weird-funny","category-unlikely-sex-symbols"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
\nWillie: “No. But the PTA would tear you a new arse.”
\nSkinner: “Wise councel, William. But the potty talk adds nothing. ”
\nWillie: “Aye sir, you bath-taking, underpants-wearing, lily-hugger.”<\/em><\/p>\n