{"id":849,"date":"2008-07-07T12:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T02:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=849"},"modified":"2008-07-07T12:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T02:33:00","slug":"birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/07\/birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/35birthday.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"35th birthday\" \/><em>I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Today I turn 35. This is freaking me out a little bit. 35 feels like a marker, a turning point. When you&#8217;re 35, you can&#8217;t be classified as &#8220;young&#8221; anymore. I&#8217;ve tipped over the edge, heading for middle age. That&#8217;s pretty scary, especially because in my mind I&#8217;m still only 25. I don&#8217;t think anyone ever is prepared for the way years creep up on you. Even 70 year olds have a self image of a young person.<\/p>\n<p>My dad says the 30s are the time of your life. He&#8217;s right, I know.<\/p>\n<p><em>Time<\/em>, by Pink Floyd, has been in my head all week:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain<br \/>\nYou are young and life is long and there is time to kill today<br \/>\nAnd then one day you find ten years have got behind you<br \/>\nNo one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun<\/p>\n<p>And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking<br \/>\nAnd racing around to come up behind you again<br \/>\nThe sun is the same in the relative way, but you&#8217;re older<br \/>\nShorter of breath and one day closer to death<\/p>\n<p>Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time<br \/>\nPlans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Pic is from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mainline.net\/jdp35thbirthday\/\" target=\"blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled&#8230; Today I turn 35. 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