{"id":783,"date":"2008-05-28T17:59:02","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T07:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/?p=783"},"modified":"2008-05-28T17:59:02","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T07:59:02","slug":"the-ink-blot-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/28\/the-ink-blot-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ink Blot Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/inkblot.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Ink blot\" \/>A man on the psychiatrist&#8217;s couch sees, in ink blot after ink blot, nothing but sexual imagery. A butterfly shape looks like testicles, a hilly mountain-scape like a rollicking bedroom scene, and so on. <\/p>\n<p>When the shrink delivers his verdict &#8211; you, sir, are a sex fiend &#8211; the man is indignant. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221; he huffs. &#8220;But you&#8217;re the one drawing the dirty pictures!&#8221;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man on the psychiatrist&#8217;s couch sees, in ink blot after ink blot, nothing but sexual imagery. A butterfly shape looks like testicles, a hilly mountain-scape like a rollicking bedroom scene, and so on. When the shrink delivers his verdict &#8211; you, sir, are a sex fiend &#8211; the man is indignant. &#8220;What?&#8221; he huffs. &#8220;But you&#8217;re the one drawing the dirty pictures!&#8221;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[652,653,704],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-psychiatry","tag-psychology","tag-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}