{"id":659,"date":"2008-03-26T20:42:22","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T10:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/26\/quotes-about-drinking\/"},"modified":"2008-03-26T20:42:22","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T10:42:22","slug":"quotes-about-drinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/26\/quotes-about-drinking\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes About Drinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a lot of decent things to write about, but it&#8217;s late and I&#8217;m stuffed, so here&#8217;s a filler post.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Quotes About Drinking<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wine is bottled poetry.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson<\/p>\n<p>Wine is sunlight, held together by water.  ~Galileo<\/p>\n<p>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.  ~Author Unknown<\/p>\n<p>A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. &#8220;Much obliged,&#8221; said he, pushing the plate aside, &#8220;I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.&#8221;  ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin<\/p>\n<p>Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.  ~W.C.<br \/>\nFields<\/p>\n<p>I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.  ~W.C. Fields<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to a long life and a merry one<br \/>\nA quick death and an easy one<br \/>\nA pretty girl and an honest one<br \/>\nA cold beer and another one!<br \/>\n~Author Unknown<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.  Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn&#8217;t drink his beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.  ~Jack Handey<\/p>\n<p>Everybody should believe in something; I believe I&#8217;ll have another drink.  ~Author Unknown<\/p>\n<p>Beer is the cause and solution to all of life&#8217;s problems.  ~Homer Simpson<\/p>\n<p>Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.  ~Benjamin Franklin<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a lot of decent things to write about, but it&#8217;s late and I&#8217;m stuffed, so here&#8217;s a filler post. Quotes About Drinking Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson Wine is sunlight, held together by water. ~Galileo A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. &#8220;Much obliged,&#8221; said he, pushing the plate <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/26\/quotes-about-drinking\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[259,662],"class_list":["post-659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings","tag-drinking","tag-quotes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}