{"id":638,"date":"2008-02-15T09:53:03","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T23:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/15\/the-anus-is-not-a-sex-organ-in-texas\/"},"modified":"2008-02-15T09:53:03","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T23:53:03","slug":"the-anus-is-not-a-sex-organ-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/15\/the-anus-is-not-a-sex-organ-in-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Anus Is Not A Sex Organ In Texas&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TYXUUsDGxkU&#038;rel=1&#038;border=0\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TYXUUsDGxkU&#038;rel=1&#038;border=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><br \/>\nThis little 12 minute video is called &#8220;Dildo Diaries&#8221; and it documents the insane laws against sex toys and anal sex in Texas which, thankfully, have just been <a href=\"http:\/\/ap.google.com\/article\/ALeqM5j9nJAskGY86vOF-xXidS68Iw0glAD8UPQFCO0\" target=\"blank\">overturned by a court<\/a>. It&#8217;s worth watching for the first 5 minutes as we go into an adult store and see the insanity at work.<\/p>\n<p>To summarise the rules:<br \/>\n* You can&#8217;t own more than 6 dildoes because that means an intent to sell<br \/>\n* You can&#8217;t call them &#8220;dildoes&#8221;: they&#8217;re &#8220;educational demonstrators.&#8221;<br \/>\n* You can&#8217;t use the word &#8220;vibrators&#8221;: they&#8217;re &#8220;personal massagers.&#8221;<br \/>\n* You can buy as many butt plugs as you like because the anus is not a sex organ.<\/p>\n<p>The court decision will change all this. It&#8217;s also encouraging for the women of Alabama, where it&#8217;s still illegal to sell sex toys.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This little 12 minute video is called &#8220;Dildo Diaries&#8221; and it documents the insane laws against sex toys and anal sex in Texas which, thankfully, have just been overturned by a court. It&#8217;s worth watching for the first 5 minutes as we go into an adult store and see the insanity at work. To summarise the rules: * You can&#8217;t own more than 6 dildoes because that means an intent <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/15\/the-anus-is-not-a-sex-organ-in-texas\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[75,918,783,828],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex-toys","tag-anus","tag-sex-toys","tag-texas","tag-vibrators"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}