{"id":596,"date":"2007-12-22T10:19:45","date_gmt":"2007-12-22T00:19:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/22\/summer-solstice-its-lazy-time\/"},"modified":"2007-12-22T10:19:45","modified_gmt":"2007-12-22T00:19:45","slug":"summer-solstice-its-lazy-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/22\/summer-solstice-its-lazy-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Summer Solstice: It&#8217;s Lazy Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the Summer Solstice, caloo, calay. Let us celebrate by sacrificing a virgin and guzzling a bottle of wine or two.<\/p>\n<p>Alternately, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globalorgasm.org\/\" target=\"blank\">Global Orgasm Day<\/a> &#8211; so go to it, young ladies!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s also four days until Christmas and that naturally means that I&#8217;m outta here! I&#8217;m going to be doing very little work from now until the 7th of January because it&#8217;s Christmas, dammit, and that means I&#8217;m on holiday. Yes yes, I know I&#8217;ve been on holiday a lot this year, but that&#8217;s the payoff for being an evil pornographer, you see.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also running behind in my posts &#8211; I&#8217;ve got a half-finished round-up on porn for women in 2007 but it&#8217;s just gonna have to wait until I get back.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nSo here&#8217;s wishing you an excellent Christmas\/Summer Solstice and a fab New Year.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to organise a few automated posts with occasional smut, but if you want something substantial, check back after January 7.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the Summer Solstice, caloo, calay. Let us celebrate by sacrificing a virgin and guzzling a bottle of wine or two. Alternately, it&#8217;s Global Orgasm Day &#8211; so go to it, young ladies! It&#8217;s also four days until Christmas and that naturally means that I&#8217;m outta here! I&#8217;m going to be doing very little work from now until the 7th of January because it&#8217;s Christmas, dammit, and that means <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/22\/summer-solstice-its-lazy-time\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}