{"id":567,"date":"2007-11-19T12:13:17","date_gmt":"2007-11-19T02:13:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/19\/santa-will-save-me\/"},"modified":"2007-11-19T12:13:17","modified_gmt":"2007-11-19T02:13:17","slug":"santa-will-save-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/19\/santa-will-save-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Santa Will Save Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/therapture.jpg\" alt=\"The Rapture - Santa will save me.\" \/><br \/>\nThe born again Christian lady across the road is obviously not prepared to give up on the souls of us sinner neighbours. She cheerfully delivered the book <em>Left Behind<\/em> the other day in the hope of scaring us into religion.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t read it because it will just piss me off but my husband figured he&#8217;d read it so he could pick it apart. He&#8217;s planning on putting post-its with various skeptical notes throughout the book.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re now wondering if we should respond in kind and lend her a copy of <em>The God Delusion<\/em> by Richard Dawkins.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The born again Christian lady across the road is obviously not prepared to give up on the souls of us sinner neighbours. She cheerfully delivered the book Left Behind the other day in the hope of scaring us into religion. I won&#8217;t read it because it will just piss me off but my husband figured he&#8217;d read it so he could pick it apart. He&#8217;s planning on putting post-its with <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/19\/santa-will-save-me\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[83],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny","tag-atheism"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}