{"id":478,"date":"2007-08-09T21:25:45","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T11:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/09\/how-not-to-sunbathe-in-a-g-string\/"},"modified":"2007-08-09T21:25:45","modified_gmt":"2007-08-09T11:25:45","slug":"how-not-to-sunbathe-in-a-g-string","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/09\/how-not-to-sunbathe-in-a-g-string\/","title":{"rendered":"How Not To Sunbathe In A G String"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/cairns_gstring.jpg\" alt=\"How not to sunbathe in a thong\" \/><br \/>\nSo my recent trip away was to Cairns in Northern Australia where it&#8217;s (supposedly) warm at this time of year. The city is full of international tourists who flock to the beach area to sunbathe.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;d just had lunch and were strolling alongthe boardwalk when we encountered this sight.<\/p>\n<p>I think we can all agree that if you&#8217;re going to publicly sunbathe topless in a G-string, you should always make an effort to <em>keep your legs shut<\/em>.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my recent trip away was to Cairns in Northern Australia where it&#8217;s (supposedly) warm at this time of year. The city is full of international tourists who flock to the beach area to sunbathe. We&#8217;d just had lunch and were strolling alongthe boardwalk when we encountered this sight. I think we can all agree that if you&#8217;re going to publicly sunbathe topless in a G-string, you should always make <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/09\/how-not-to-sunbathe-in-a-g-string\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}