{"id":441,"date":"2007-06-27T22:40:27","date_gmt":"2007-06-27T12:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/top-10-heavy-metal-crotches\/"},"modified":"2007-06-27T22:40:27","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T12:40:27","slug":"top-10-heavy-metal-crotches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/top-10-heavy-metal-crotches\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Heavy Metal Crotches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/iVxiHC9AJQw\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/iVxiHC9AJQw\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve created a list of my <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/heavymetalcrotches.html\">top 10 heavy metal crotches<\/a><\/strong>, featuring videos of guys showing off their wares via extremely tight pants. I used to be a metal fan when I was 16.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve actually been working on this list for nearly two months. I can&#8217;t believe how long it&#8217;s taken me to finish it. The big problem was that I ended up surfing YouTube for hours at a time, watching heavy metal videos from my teenage years and reminiscing. I couldn&#8217;t just find a vid and embed it; I had to watch the whole thing, enjoying every headbanging second of it. And then I had to decide which one of dozens of clips I wanted to use. It was hard work, all that ogling.<\/p>\n<p>The video above is Def Leppard&#8217;s <em>Pour Some Sugar On Me<\/em>, in which the entire band sports exceptionally tight jeans. Every one of them has got a conspicuous bulge at the crotch, like there&#8217;s a budgie or a cucumber down there. Not that that impresses the butch women who are doing their best to demolish the building and blow up the band.<\/p>\n<p>More crotchly goodness in the Top 10. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve created a list of my top 10 heavy metal crotches, featuring videos of guys showing off their wares via extremely tight pants. I used to be a metal fan when I was 16. I&#8217;ve actually been working on this list for nearly two months. I can&#8217;t believe how long it&#8217;s taken me to finish it. The big problem was that I ended up surfing YouTube for hours at a <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/top-10-heavy-metal-crotches\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-popular-culture"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}