{"id":441,"date":"2007-06-27T22:40:27","date_gmt":"2007-06-27T12:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/top-10-heavy-metal-crotches\/"},"modified":"2007-06-27T22:40:27","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T12:40:27","slug":"top-10-heavy-metal-crotches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/top-10-heavy-metal-crotches\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 Heavy Metal Crotches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/iVxiHC9AJQw\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/iVxiHC9AJQw\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/code><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve created a list of my <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/heavymetalcrotches.html\">top 10 heavy metal crotches<\/a><\/strong>, featuring videos of guys showing off their wares via extremely tight pants. I used to be a metal fan when I was 16.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve actually been working on this list for nearly two months. I can&#8217;t believe how long it&#8217;s taken me to finish it. The big problem was that I ended up surfing YouTube for hours at a time, watching heavy metal videos from my teenage years and reminiscing. I couldn&#8217;t just find a vid and embed it; I had to watch the whole thing, enjoying every headbanging second of it. And then I had to decide which one of dozens of clips I wanted to use. It was hard work, all that ogling.<\/p>\n<p>The video above is Def Leppard&#8217;s <em>Pour Some Sugar On Me<\/em>, in which the entire band sports exceptionally tight jeans. Every one of them has got a conspicuous bulge at the crotch, like there&#8217;s a budgie or a cucumber down there. Not that that impresses the butch women who are doing their best to demolish the building and blow up the band.<\/p>\n<p>More crotchly goodness in the Top 10. 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