{"id":398,"date":"2007-05-28T21:44:36","date_gmt":"2007-05-28T11:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/28\/new-at-exexexchurch\/"},"modified":"2007-05-28T21:44:36","modified_gmt":"2007-05-28T11:44:36","slug":"new-at-exexexchurch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/28\/new-at-exexexchurch\/","title":{"rendered":"New At ExExExChurch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/hand.gif\" align=\"left\" alt=\"The exexExChurch hand. \" \/>I finally added some new stuff to my parody site <a href=\"http:\/\/www.exexexchurch.com\/\">exexExChurch<\/a>. If you haven&#8217;t been there before, it&#8217;s my reply to that ridiculous xxxchuch.com site which receives so much positive publicity from the mainstream media. 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