{"id":396,"date":"2007-05-27T23:49:21","date_gmt":"2007-05-27T13:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/27\/sexy-pirates\/"},"modified":"2007-05-27T23:49:21","modified_gmt":"2007-05-27T13:49:21","slug":"sexy-pirates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/27\/sexy-pirates\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Pirates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/piratepenis.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Unnamed pirate with a big penis - the sexy pirate!\" \/>On Thursday night I saw the third Pirates of the Caribbean film. The plot was more complicated than your small intestine and we left the theatre thinking its subtitle should have been: <strong>POTC 3: Endless Piration<\/strong>. My biggest complaint was Captain Jack Sparrow didn&#8217;t get enough screen time. Sure, there&#8217;s a desert island scene, but Jack wasn&#8217;t in it.<\/p>\n<p>I will say that Orlando Bloom looks even prettier when dressed in pirate gear, and this got me thinking about making up <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/sexypirates.html\">a list of the sexiest pirates in film history<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>No prizes for guessing who I&#8217;ve voted for first but I did spent a long time researching other sexy pirates from the various movies of the last 60 or so years.<\/p>\n<p>The pic is from my humour file, sent to me via email quite a few years ago. I don&#8217;t know where it originated but it&#8217;s still pretty funny.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Thursday night I saw the third Pirates of the Caribbean film. The plot was more complicated than your small intestine and we left the theatre thinking its subtitle should have been: POTC 3: Endless Piration. My biggest complaint was Captain Jack Sparrow didn&#8217;t get enough screen time. Sure, there&#8217;s a desert island scene, but Jack wasn&#8217;t in it. I will say that Orlando Bloom looks even prettier when dressed <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/27\/sexy-pirates\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-popular-culture"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}