{"id":387,"date":"2007-05-21T22:36:15","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T12:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/21\/vortex-vibrations\/"},"modified":"2007-05-21T22:36:15","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T12:36:15","slug":"vortex-vibrations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/21\/vortex-vibrations\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting Off Via The Vacuum Cleaner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/vortexvibrations.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Vortex Vibrations. \" \/>&#8220;Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a quote by Anne Gibbons, one that I&#8217;ve long admired. Now, it seems, there&#8217;s less reason to hate the Hoover.<\/p>\n<p>A new sex toy called the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vortexvibrations.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Vortex Vibrations<\/a> is a special attachment for low wattage vacuum cleaners designed to stimulate the clit and give intense orgasm.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve read numerous news stories about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.totse.com\/en\/technology\/science_technology\/vacuum.html\" target=\"blank\">guys sticking their dicks into a vacuum cleaner<\/a> for pleasure but this is new. The site offers a hilarious video demonstration of what exactly happens to your little man in the boat when the air pressure is applied. Except &#8211; and this had me giggling &#8211; they do so using a balloon &#8220;for reasons of good taste.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_2337670.html?menu=\" target=\"blank\">Ananova<\/a> says the product was invented by a 49 year old divorced woman who hadn&#8217;t had sex in 15 years.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The site claims the product produces an orgasm in under 2 minutes. It sells for US$60.<\/p>\n<p>UK adult store Love Honey has a video demonstating the toy using a guy and a ribbon <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=K94_MvXlaSQ\" target=\"blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/viviane212.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/vaccum-screamer-ananova.html\" target=\"blank\">Viviane&#8217;s Sex Carnival<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I.&#8221; It&#8217;s a quote by Anne Gibbons, one that I&#8217;ve long admired. Now, it seems, there&#8217;s less reason to hate the Hoover. A new sex toy called the Vortex Vibrations is a special attachment for low wattage vacuum cleaners designed to stimulate the clit and give intense orgasm. I&#8217;ve read numerous news stories about guys sticking their dicks into a vacuum cleaner for <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/21\/vortex-vibrations\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex-toys"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}