{"id":387,"date":"2007-05-21T22:36:15","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T12:36:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/21\/vortex-vibrations\/"},"modified":"2007-05-21T22:36:15","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T12:36:15","slug":"vortex-vibrations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/21\/vortex-vibrations\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting Off Via The Vacuum Cleaner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/vortexvibrations.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Vortex Vibrations. \" \/>&#8220;Nature abhors a vacuum, and so do I.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a quote by Anne Gibbons, one that I&#8217;ve long admired. Now, it seems, there&#8217;s less reason to hate the Hoover.<\/p>\n<p>A new sex toy called the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vortexvibrations.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Vortex Vibrations<\/a> is a special attachment for low wattage vacuum cleaners designed to stimulate the clit and give intense orgasm.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve read numerous news stories about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.totse.com\/en\/technology\/science_technology\/vacuum.html\" target=\"blank\">guys sticking their dicks into a vacuum cleaner<\/a> for pleasure but this is new. The site offers a hilarious video demonstration of what exactly happens to your little man in the boat when the air pressure is applied. Except &#8211; and this had me giggling &#8211; they do so using a balloon &#8220;for reasons of good taste.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_2337670.html?menu=\" target=\"blank\">Ananova<\/a> says the product was invented by a 49 year old divorced woman who hadn&#8217;t had sex in 15 years.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The site claims the product produces an orgasm in under 2 minutes. 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