{"id":359,"date":"2007-04-26T16:47:43","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T06:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/26\/hilarious-scots-guards-dancing-naked\/"},"modified":"2007-04-26T16:47:43","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T06:47:43","slug":"hilarious-scots-guards-dancing-naked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/26\/hilarious-scots-guards-dancing-naked\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious: Scots Guards Dancing Naked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/scotsguards.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"The Scots Guards performing Twist and Shout without any trousers. \" \/>Well thank you, Scots Guards, for giving me a very hearty laugh.<\/p>\n<p>I invite you to sit back and enjoy the pure, unadulterated drunken stupidity of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,11021-2006410749,00.html?channel=Sun%20Exclusive&#038;clipID=1347_SUN1829\" target=\"blank\">four Scots Guards, pants-off, performing <em>Twist and Shout<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The video features some awful singing in Scottish accents, a few browneyes and one guy performing a &#8220;helicopter&#8221; dick trick. At least, I think that&#8217;s what he was doing. Those &#8220;Sun&#8221; logos get in the way a bit.<\/p>\n<p>One of them is holding one of those 2 litre plastic bottles of cider that I found so appealing when I was over there in 2005. I can vouch for that stuff &#8211; it does make you want to run around with no pants on.<\/p>\n<p>The Scots Guards are those guys in red jackets and bearskin hats responsible for guarding Buckingham Palace. Normally they&#8217;re supposed to stand dead still and look very serious.<\/p>\n<p>I think I like this other side of them.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,2-2007190148,00.html\" target=\"blank\">accompanying article<\/a> says the boyos are probably going to be kicked out of the regiment for bringing shame on the uniform. A pity. I guess the Queen was not amused.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s the lesson for today. Don&#8217;t do a pants-off dance off in the army barracks&#8230; and film it.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well thank you, Scots Guards, for giving me a very hearty laugh. I invite you to sit back and enjoy the pure, unadulterated drunken stupidity of four Scots Guards, pants-off, performing Twist and Shout. The video features some awful singing in Scottish accents, a few browneyes and one guy performing a &#8220;helicopter&#8221; dick trick. At least, I think that&#8217;s what he was doing. Those &#8220;Sun&#8221; logos get in the way <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/26\/hilarious-scots-guards-dancing-naked\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quirky-weird-funny"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}