{"id":337,"date":"2007-04-05T15:33:25","date_gmt":"2007-04-05T05:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/05\/jenna-jamesons-botched-genital-surgery\/"},"modified":"2007-04-05T15:33:25","modified_gmt":"2007-04-05T05:33:25","slug":"jenna-jamesons-botched-genital-surgery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/05\/jenna-jamesons-botched-genital-surgery\/","title":{"rendered":"Jenna Jameson&#8217;s Botched Genital Surgery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blogpics\/jennajameson.jpg\" align=\"left\" alt=\"Jenna Jameson. \" \/>You know what. I&#8217;m gloating. I shouldn&#8217;t, but I can&#8217;t help it.<\/p>\n<p>Porn megastar Jenna Jameson recently underwent vaginoplasty and has now gone into hiding because the job was botched.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.makemeheal.com\/news\/?p=110\">this extremely pro-surgery site<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d says a source close to the x-rated film star. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the [How To Make Love Like A Pornstar] movie.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The site then goes into loving detail about the wonders of &#8220;laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery&#8221; and makes the totally ridiculous claim that:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>LVR is primarily for women who have had children and as a result of childbirth they are experiencing vaginal relaxation. This vaginal relaxation results in decreased sexual gratification for the female.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m no fan of plastic surgery. I hate how boob jobs look and I hate how they&#8217;re almost ubiquitous in porn. I&#8217;ve also been critical of the entire bullshit industry that is &#8220;female genital rejuvenation&#8221;, mainly because it&#8217;s about telling perfectly normal women that there&#8217;s something wrong with their bodies in order to make a profit. Maybe it&#8217;s just a mental step beyond skin peels or botox injections, but shit, girls, we&#8217;re talking about doctors cutting off your fucking labia here! It&#8217;s just not necessary.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure a lot of male porn fans will say that there was nothing wrong with Jenna Jameson&#8217;s pussy to begin with. I have no idea what made her think she needed plastic surgery on her vulva, except that it&#8217;s a natural extension of mainstream porn&#8217;s increasing unreality. I can just imagine the thinking behind this: <em>if fake tits make women hot, imagine how much hotter she&#8217;ll be with a fake cunt!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So while I don&#8217;t wish Jenna Jameson ill, I&#8217;m still gloating. Because a high profile case like this might make other women stop and think for a second. It might make them wonder if letting a surgeon slice up their pussy is really the best idea.<\/p>\n<p>And maybe, just maybe, it will make porn stars reconsider their pussy jobs as well.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, can you imagine how much more annoying mainstream porn will be if most female stars opt for fake, trimmed cunts as well as bulbous, balloon-like tits?<\/p>\n<p>Girls&#8230; your inner labia is <em>supposed<\/em> to hang out. It&#8217;s normal. And what&#8217;s more, it&#8217;s sexy. 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According to this extremely pro-surgery site: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d says a source close to the x-rated film star. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153She has decided to hole up and not speak to <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/05\/jenna-jamesons-botched-genital-surgery\/\">Read More &#8230;<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-porn","category-ramblings"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/msnaughty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}